Then I guess I'd better tell you in explicit detail! [aka lie hideously.] You kept calling me 'Jamie' and saying shit like "Our rom is like the wind, I can't see it..."

[dramatic voice, trying to sound like Karkat:] "But I can feel it."

[okay, he didn't actually do any of that, but it is a quote from Troll A Walk to Remember and she dearly wishes she could see his face right now, but his verbal reaction will be satisfying enough.]