[He actually blushes a little at that even though he knows she's just making fun of him. Good thing she has no way of knowing!]

Okay, so you showed up here at a really bad time. Every so often this place decides it's really going to fuck with us for a little while. To make a long story short, there are horrifying consequences best not discussed if no one drinks the milk. The milk itself ranges from annoying to terrible, too, but not as bad as not drinking it.

So we're taking turns while this lasts, and today was my day.