[He'll come back in a little while with his computer, which he has to set up. Still, she'll be able to tell from the cursing as he tries to get it to work that he's back.

Finally, he'll sit down next to her to turn on the movie he decided to show her, which happens to be troll The Notebook.]

Okay. Are you ready? Because this one is a classic. It is just so good that you probably won't even be able to comprehend it. It eats heartwarming for breakfast and shits nothing but tragedy for days afterward.