[Yes, exactly. The saddest movie ever made by any society. The best thing about it is how it's not manipulative and stupid at all.

He places a box of tissues in front of them on the coffee table with a dramatic slam mostly for her benefit. He is always prepared before watching this film.]

There. I don't know if those will be enough absorption papers, but we'll just see. I guess no one cares if you ruin a pillow for the sake of a timeless love story.