♋ PCG 10; backdated to Thursday

[crusthatecean]

[Action; Outside 1338 Benny Road!]

[Early Thursday morning, there's a strange sight out on Benny Road. A terrifying crab monster appears to be menacing a young troll lad! Karkat is trying to fend off the crab monster with a garden tool and appears to mostly be managing it, but the monster won't stop trying to grab him with its claws.]

[Action; 1338 Benny Road; Later]

[Later that day, in a house that smells horribly of fish but is much cleaner than usual, Karkat is sitting on the couch watching TV. The crab monster is lurking behind the house, occasionally growling until Karkat feeds him some fish from a can.]

Comments

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Those are some low standards.

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

I think, that he might hate a lot of people, considering that sometimes, he likes to sit, outside the hive with a gun, in case he sees them, so not being hated, is kind of an accomplishment, maybe?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Here?

We got him set up down in the basement. He's kind of big to fit through doors, but he can do it.

[Crabdad seems to relax a little, although he'll get angry if she gets too near him.]

He's a crab, by the way.

And that's Terezi, she stays with us here sometimes.

[He gives Crabdad a look to try and warn him not to be embarrassing here.]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it's safe for you to stay with this asshole? He seems like an unstable fuck.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[nooooooooo he just wanted to say hi...]

Uhh...what's wrong with my make-up? Shit, did it up and get smudged already?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

He's just being an asshole. He doesn't like having too many people around.

[smacking Crabdad with the butt of his sickle]

Seriously, can you fucking relax, please?

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[waves her hands cheerfully

it's ok Karkat, whatever crabdad does can't possibly be worse to embarrass you than what Terezi does]

Hi, Karkat's lusus! I'm Terezi and sometimes I make out with Karkat! Well, not sometimes. It doesn't really happen that much. But I thought you should know I'm not here to bring him to justice!

So it's definitely okay.

[yeah guess who has no idea what you should and shouldn't tell your lusus

this girl]

[lamingtons]

Anyway, that doesn't matter! I can already tell the three of us are gonna be best mates!

1/?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[S...so horrified right now...]

Terezi, why the fuck--

[made-this-town.livejournal.com]

There are so many things wrong with what you just said I should stab you both just to make up for it. You pick up a crab fetish while I was gone, kid?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Gruuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Snapping his claws at Karkat.]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Fuck you! It's none of your business! She has no filter, and she's a pathological liar, so just back off!

[shoving his claws away!]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Skreeeeeeeee

[Stomping and snapping his claws]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine! It was only, like, twice! God, who cares? Can we talk about this later?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Hssssssssss

[Turning and sniffing at Terezi.]

done

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Ugh, don't do that!

[This is the most humiliating moment ever...]

I hate you so much, Pyrope.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

That's my fucking lusus, asshole!

[Talking to Crabdad, who is still trying to menace Slick.]

And that's...he's just someone I know, it doesn't matter.

/dying

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[listening to all of this with an enormous shit-eating grin as per usual. she begins laughing really, really hard as the 'conversation' between Karkat and his lusus goes on.]

You got one thing wrong! I never lie. [giggles] Did I say something wrong?

[oh Karkat if only she could smell your humiliation...]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Fuck you.

[Crabdad continues sniffing her, and then finally makes a grumbling sound and backs off, but not before snapping at Karkat for his language.]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Okay, whatever. Why don't I leave you two to this massive asshole hobby group?

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[Terezi doesn't seem bothered

crabdad totally has to approve of her she will not have it any other way]

I thought you would have said something already! If my lusus had been hatched earlier, I would've told her everything. [smiles]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Under his breath to her.]

He literally just fucking got here, I haven't exactly had time to explain shit. But thanks, this is exactly how I would have wanted this discussion to happen.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[not... under her breath at all...]

So... you've never mentioned me at all...?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Hey. Could you maybe, like, give us a moment?

[Crabdad hisses something at Karkat.]

Oh my god, no. We just need to talk, okay?

[He hisses again and scuttles out of the room.]

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[st a r e s . . .]

I don't feel like making out right now.

[which is clearly what Karkat is planning here

clearly]