♋ PCG 13

[crusthatecean]

[Action, 1338 Benny Road; Thursday afternoon]

[Well, Karkat intended to go to the Post Office as soon as the zombie threat was finished. But early the next morning, he was forced to go to school instead, so it's not until afterward that he's able to make it.

Finally, he manages to make it back to his hive with an unwieldy recuperacoon, only to be greeted by Jade's drone, even though she was fine just earlier that day. Between being stuck as a human again and finding out about that, he's in a bad mood, so he'll just be sitting on the couch channel flipping next to the recuperacoon and judging everything on TV.]

[Phone]

Guess what? I'm human again. Karkat, really? You're human? Wow, I didn't recognize you at all! How'd that happen? When are you going back to normal? What do you look like now? Wait, we've never met, but you're were a species other than human in the first place?

There, that's all out of the way. We can now returned to your regularly scheduled not giving a shit about this. Anyone who does decide to bother me about this subject will be ignored in the iciest fashion possible.

In much more important but equally beyond our ability to do anything about news, Harley is apparently panscrubbed. No, I don't know why or how long she'll be gone for.

((OOC: Karkat is human again, and will be until I say otherwise even if I use his troll icons. He looks pretty much the same only not grey with horns and with browner hair and brown eyes. Not red like in the icons, yeah.))

Comments

[ofoz.livejournal.com]

Do you typically engage in complete conversations with yourself over the phoneline?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Well...

Not generally over a phoneline.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Oh great, more trolls in disguise, just what we need.

Jade got droned?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Ignoring the first part of what you said,

Yes. Within the few hours or something.

[grimmdark]

So you can lose things that can be regained, that is something I hadn't been told of.

[You can ignore her like she ignored that comment.]

Let us hope Jade comes back, as contradictory as that would seem considering this place has lost a good deal of appeal since my arrival.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Oh, hi. This is a normal conversation, seeing as we're friends who talk.

action

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[Gamzee comes out of the kitchen covered in flour when he hears the TV turn on; yeah, he's noticed that Jade's been droned too, and he is dealing with it the best way he knows how. He blinks at the human boy sitting on the couch, then around the room, then back again; the guy looks a lot like Karkat, but he's yet to see his friend in anything other than a troll body, and no one's told him yet about the post office or that they could turn human again in this town. So obviously this can't be him Gamzee's logic is the best logic okay]

Uhhh...you looking for someone, or just getting your chill on in this hive? It's cool if you are, I can be making a few more pies.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Just glaring at the TV. What stupid shit is Gamzee talking about, he's not going to dignify it with a response.]

phone;

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Shit son, you just went and answered all my questions before I could think to think 'em up. Can't even imagine how full of useful tidbits and direction your little notebook must be over there.

Know what, fuck all this free will noise, I'm turnin' into a mindless sheep right now. What's my next move, oh wise and ornery one.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Well, if I have to predict?

I'm sure you're continue to irritate me. I see a lot of that in your future.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Right, got it.

Any reason you got that stick so far up your suddenly human ass, or is that just the usual? Wait, don't even answer, I already know.

[grimmdark]

It might as well be, if you take into account we are still talking.

[What is he going to do, hang? It would be like the trolled turned into the troll, for all the wrong reasons.]

Perhaps this is a proper time to present my apologies, but you should know I am sorry already.

In the end, you can make this whatever you prefer. My main interest is set on Jade at the moment.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Traitor!

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

Blimey, must be pretty desperate if you're willing to turn yourself human again.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I only accept apologies for brutally murdering my friends in handwritten card form.

But fine. What do you want to know about Jade? She's panscrubbed, that's basically all there is to say.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Now it's your turn to impress and amaze me with the power of your foresight.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck, and do I even want to know?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're talking about. This is something that happened spontaneously through no choice of my own.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[O...kay...weird, but hey, more people in his hive, that's exciting! Popping back into the kitchen to check on his pies.]

So you gonna be here for a while, dogg? You can be using my respiteblock if you're wanting some shuteye, I don't mind.

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

Of course. Caught the humanizing cold. It's going around.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Turning and rolling his eyes.]

First of all, don't tell strangers they can sleep here, that's so obviously a recipe for us to be killed in our beds that I can't even begin.

Second of all, are you really this stupid? Oh wait, I just answered my own question.

Third of all, if you're going to continue baking and making a mess out of the nutrition block, you might as well know that some of your disgusting slime is here, and I won't be needing it in this state, so knock yourself out, probably literally.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Screw you.

How do you know it isn't possible? You must be such an expert in the workings of this town. Oh, wait, you're still here, so you aren't.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

So she's like, trying to up and wear poodle skirts instead of poodle suits now? Talkin' about how pop and fly her dadio that's takin' her to the hop this weekend is? Is that what we're stuck with now?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Okay, I think I'm done with this conversation if it's all the same to you.

That is if I cared what you thought about whether this conversation was done.

[ phone]

[notalwystrthful.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'd find it to be hard pressed to not find other species around here, no matter how different people are.