Karkat Vantas (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
crusthatecean) wrote2011-05-29 12:16 pm
crusthatecean) wrote2011-05-29 12:16 pm
♋ PCG 2
Okay, so, how long does this shit usually last?
I don't really have any problem killing the target I was given. Actually, it'd almost be an act of mercy to end his miserable existence. But I'm also not really interested in playing human games. How good exactly are these so-called prizes?
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[A. Here's Karkat down at the general store, looking in the garden supply section! That's nice, to see that despite his grumpiness, he's taken up an interest in gardening!
He seems to be taking a few practice garden swipes with a sickle.
B. Here's Karkat walking around town with his new purchase! He's giving everyone he sees suspicious glares. If you happen to look like a smug douchebag wearing sunglasses, he'll particularly give you a once over.
C. Here's Karkat suddenly stopping in the middle of the street and looking absolutely terrified! There doesn't seem to be anything there. Careful approaching him; he looks ready to strike at anyone.]
[Filtered to Trolls]
[Karkat sounds urgent and fairly terrified when he picks up the phone again a bit later.]
This is your leader speaking, so you better answer! You assholes are all still alive, aren't you?
We have a worse situation than any of this human bullshit, got it? None of you pan-addled idiots had the sense to tell me Gamzee was here. He's gone completely shithive maggots, and he's...and on top of that, we have Noir to deal with, and he'll definitely find us, so...
You fucking jackasses better not be dead!
I don't really have any problem killing the target I was given. Actually, it'd almost be an act of mercy to end his miserable existence. But I'm also not really interested in playing human games. How good exactly are these so-called prizes?
[Action]
[A. Here's Karkat down at the general store, looking in the garden supply section! That's nice, to see that despite his grumpiness, he's taken up an interest in gardening!
He seems to be taking a few practice garden swipes with a sickle.
B. Here's Karkat walking around town with his new purchase! He's giving everyone he sees suspicious glares. If you happen to look like a smug douchebag wearing sunglasses, he'll particularly give you a once over.
C. Here's Karkat suddenly stopping in the middle of the street and looking absolutely terrified! There doesn't seem to be anything there. Careful approaching him; he looks ready to strike at anyone.]
[Filtered to Trolls]
[Karkat sounds urgent and fairly terrified when he picks up the phone again a bit later.]
This is your leader speaking, so you better answer! You assholes are all still alive, aren't you?
We have a worse situation than any of this human bullshit, got it? None of you pan-addled idiots had the sense to tell me Gamzee was here. He's gone completely shithive maggots, and he's...and on top of that, we have Noir to deal with, and he'll definitely find us, so...
You fucking jackasses better not be dead!
B
Kinda weird time to take up a new hobby.
Re: B
[Well, he was hoping to sneak up on him, so he'll just pretend he wasn't looking for him all along. Instead, he'll do a few practice moves with his new purchase. He thinks he looks cool, but actually he looks like a doofus.]
It's not a hobby, asshole, it's a lethal weapon.
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[he just watches, letting out a slight sigh as Karkat tries so earnestly to look cool... and fails.]
This is kind of painful to watch dude.
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Well, I don't see you prepared. Someone out there is supposed to kill you. What are you going to do, be a smug douche at them until they commit suicide? Because it sounds like a good plan.
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Maybe go the whole nine yards and get a watering can while I'm at it.
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Pretend I'm the guy who's supposed to kill you. What exactly do you think is stopping me? Your charming personality?
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...this is purely hypothetical, right?
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And hypothetically, maybe I'd decided to spare you due to you being so far beneath me, but you're starting make me think twice.
Oh, and here I am with my wimpy little gardening tool perfectly able to take your head off.
What then?
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But oh.
I'm not.
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I know we're great pals and all, but I'm not putting you before people I actually like.
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You're out to kill me with a gardening tool.
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You're so beneath me that I'd rather at least give you a chance to run for it, though.
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Stand right here then and not budge.
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[...Not moving.]
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Shit I think it's working I think I just died a little on the inside.
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[Slashing his sickle in Dave's direction, but not really near enough to hurt him.]
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Shit I guess I better get out of here or something.
[...and so he'll just turn around and walk away, none too quickly.]
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[And he'll just stand there trying to kill Dave with his mind feeling like an enormous douchebag!]