Karkat Vantas (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
crusthatecean) wrote2011-05-29 12:16 pm
crusthatecean) wrote2011-05-29 12:16 pm
♋ PCG 2
Okay, so, how long does this shit usually last?
I don't really have any problem killing the target I was given. Actually, it'd almost be an act of mercy to end his miserable existence. But I'm also not really interested in playing human games. How good exactly are these so-called prizes?
[Action]
[A. Here's Karkat down at the general store, looking in the garden supply section! That's nice, to see that despite his grumpiness, he's taken up an interest in gardening!
He seems to be taking a few practice garden swipes with a sickle.
B. Here's Karkat walking around town with his new purchase! He's giving everyone he sees suspicious glares. If you happen to look like a smug douchebag wearing sunglasses, he'll particularly give you a once over.
C. Here's Karkat suddenly stopping in the middle of the street and looking absolutely terrified! There doesn't seem to be anything there. Careful approaching him; he looks ready to strike at anyone.]
[Filtered to Trolls]
[Karkat sounds urgent and fairly terrified when he picks up the phone again a bit later.]
This is your leader speaking, so you better answer! You assholes are all still alive, aren't you?
We have a worse situation than any of this human bullshit, got it? None of you pan-addled idiots had the sense to tell me Gamzee was here. He's gone completely shithive maggots, and he's...and on top of that, we have Noir to deal with, and he'll definitely find us, so...
You fucking jackasses better not be dead!
I don't really have any problem killing the target I was given. Actually, it'd almost be an act of mercy to end his miserable existence. But I'm also not really interested in playing human games. How good exactly are these so-called prizes?
[Action]
[A. Here's Karkat down at the general store, looking in the garden supply section! That's nice, to see that despite his grumpiness, he's taken up an interest in gardening!
He seems to be taking a few practice garden swipes with a sickle.
B. Here's Karkat walking around town with his new purchase! He's giving everyone he sees suspicious glares. If you happen to look like a smug douchebag wearing sunglasses, he'll particularly give you a once over.
C. Here's Karkat suddenly stopping in the middle of the street and looking absolutely terrified! There doesn't seem to be anything there. Careful approaching him; he looks ready to strike at anyone.]
[Filtered to Trolls]
[Karkat sounds urgent and fairly terrified when he picks up the phone again a bit later.]
This is your leader speaking, so you better answer! You assholes are all still alive, aren't you?
We have a worse situation than any of this human bullshit, got it? None of you pan-addled idiots had the sense to tell me Gamzee was here. He's gone completely shithive maggots, and he's...and on top of that, we have Noir to deal with, and he'll definitely find us, so...
You fucking jackasses better not be dead!
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Karkat!! I didn't realize you were here.
Do you need help? We can team up!
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But for the record, when I said I was probably about to die? It's still true.
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That's even more reason for someone to be with you.
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If I were really a leader, I'd have killed him to protect them, but I sure fucked that one up, too.
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Besides, no one stays put when you tell them to. Or maybe humans are just a naturally more passive and obedient species since you're prone to living in herds.
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It's better to be in groups though, because sometimes that gives you more of a fighting chance if someone is going to kill you.
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But fine, we can form a big happy team if that's what you want.
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So, were you charged to kill someone?