Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-05-29 12:16 pm

♋ PCG 2

Okay, so, how long does this shit usually last?

I don't really have any problem killing the target I was given. Actually, it'd almost be an act of mercy to end his miserable existence. But I'm also not really interested in playing human games. How good exactly are these so-called prizes?

[Action]

[A. Here's Karkat down at the general store, looking in the garden supply section! That's nice, to see that despite his grumpiness, he's taken up an interest in gardening!

He seems to be taking a few practice garden swipes with a sickle.

B. Here's Karkat walking around town with his new purchase! He's giving everyone he sees suspicious glares. If you happen to look like a smug douchebag wearing sunglasses, he'll particularly give you a once over.

C. Here's Karkat suddenly stopping in the middle of the street and looking absolutely terrified! There doesn't seem to be anything there. Careful approaching him; he looks ready to strike at anyone.]


[Filtered to Trolls]

[Karkat sounds urgent and fairly terrified when he picks up the phone again a bit later.]

This is your leader speaking, so you better answer! You assholes are all still alive, aren't you?

We have a worse situation than any of this human bullshit, got it? None of you pan-addled idiots had the sense to tell me Gamzee was here. He's gone completely shithive maggots, and he's...and on top of that, we have Noir to deal with, and he'll definitely find us, so...

You fucking jackasses better not be dead!
fearcutsdeeper: (dislike.)

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[personal profile] fearcutsdeeper 2011-05-31 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[This girl edging warily down the sidewalk stops and gives him a Not Impressed look.]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, fuck you, he doesn't seem to really care! He's just swiping his stupid little sickle at invisible people and generally looking like a giant doofus.]
fearcutsdeeper: (eyebrow raise.)

[personal profile] fearcutsdeeper 2011-05-31 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[This is incredibly silly. Arya can't help but inch a little closer in utter bewilderment.]

Are you mad?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Are human wrigglers just suicidal or something?

This is kind of a situation where you should run for it.
fearcutsdeeper: (derp.)

[personal profile] fearcutsdeeper 2011-06-01 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Why should I run away? You don't scare me.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
It's not me you should be scared of, idiot. It's all of the murderous psychopaths who want to kill me.
fearcutsdeeper: (eyeroll.)

[personal profile] fearcutsdeeper 2011-06-05 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Then how come you aren't running? And why would they want to kill you?