♋ PCG 3

[crusthatecean]

[So, Karkat has been here a few weeks now, experienced his first event, figured out his way around. He's gotten his first regain, which has put him back in his troll body. But he's still not sure exactly what's going on, and he's aware of that to realize that he probably alienated everyone who could tell him.]

[Phone]

...Okay. It's me again, the raging fuckass who accused you all of bringing me here. It's possible that was a hasty conclusion.

Anyway, I know some of you knew the previous me who was here. Normally I try to avoid this kind of thing, but it's starting to get inconvenient, so...I want details. What he did, how he knew you, that kind of shit.

So...let's hear it. If you're willing to help me out, at least. Spare no gory details, I'm used to it.

Comments

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Right, and this is the part where I say "You're wrong, you'll see!"

Oh wait, no, I don't give a shit.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Still waiting for you to say it anyway.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Then I hope you've regained the ability to skip ahead, because you'll be waiting a long fucking time.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Sorry, was busy jumping into the future a bit to hear you say it. I'm back now though what'd I miss.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I'll make a mental note to never say that just so I can doom your timeline.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Say what? Got busy doing other shit so I forgot what this entire conversation was even about.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Wow, lucky you! It was about some bullshit advice from some worthless toolcase.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Oh gotcha.

No its cool dude I don't need any advice from you but thanks for offering.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

My absurdity palate is just going wild with your clever and entirely unanticipated response.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Sorry am I keeping things too spontaneous for you. I'll slow it down a notch s o y o u c a n k e e p u p.