♋ PCG 3

[crusthatecean]

[So, Karkat has been here a few weeks now, experienced his first event, figured out his way around. He's gotten his first regain, which has put him back in his troll body. But he's still not sure exactly what's going on, and he's aware of that to realize that he probably alienated everyone who could tell him.]

[Phone]

...Okay. It's me again, the raging fuckass who accused you all of bringing me here. It's possible that was a hasty conclusion.

Anyway, I know some of you knew the previous me who was here. Normally I try to avoid this kind of thing, but it's starting to get inconvenient, so...I want details. What he did, how he knew you, that kind of shit.

So...let's hear it. If you're willing to help me out, at least. Spare no gory details, I'm used to it.

Comments

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Well, that's something, at least. Although I'm trying not to cause so much trouble with them these days.

What are you and what's your grub steak with humanity?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I am Squid Girl, messenger of the sea! And I don't know what a grub steak is and it sounds gross, but I'm going to punish the humans for dumping their trash into the ocean!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Okay, that sounds like a noble and not completely and hilariously stupid and pointless cause.

I don't know much about your oceans, but I can tell you the biggest human garbage pails of failure I've ever seen, so you can punish away. I'm assuming your punishment involves giving them this speech.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Of course! They have to know what they did wrong, after all.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Perfect.

Okay, well, the most garbage ridden humans I'm aware of is a quivering turd mass named Egbert and his even larger turd friend Strider. You can go give them your little speech all you want. You might get a bunny out of it.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Great! I'll start with them, then! They'll be the first to fall in the invasion!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Now we're talking.

By the way, your earth crabs might be ocean dwellers, but that's not always true in my world. It's not that ridiculous.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Really? What are your crabs like?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Well...my lusus was one of them, and he was a land dweller. The old crab was kind of a grumpy asshole, but he was all right. He looked after me pretty well, I guess.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Your what? What's a lusus?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

My...what do humans call their older human caretakers? It's like that. My custodian.

Anyway, it doesn't matter. Not really worth talking about.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Oh! Um... parents? Like those?

Yeah, I don't really understand that either.