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Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-08-18 03:50 pm

♋ PCG 9

[Action; 1338 Benny Road]

[Karkat took his turn with the milk on the first day, to bring Jade back from kill drone state. He's been dealing with the after effects of the nasty poison that was inside ever since.

But today it was his turn again. He had been too sick the day before to prevent Jade from drinking her share, but this evening he prevented that from happening again by just refusing to go to sleep. Once he heard the milk delivery in the morning, he dragged his ass down to the front door to drink the bottle.

His housemates will find him still downstairs, holding the empty bottle of milk. He has the TV turned on to some infomercial for a groundbreaking new blender, and he's watching in fascination and horror.]


[Phone]

[Karkat's voice sounds hoarse and urgent when he picks up the phone to call Mayfield later that day.]

Okay.

Don't look now.

But the horrorterrors are right behind you.

Oh fuck! You unbelievable dumbass, I told you not to look!

[Action; Around Mayfield]

[Shortly after the phone call, Karkat wanders outside for a little bit, not really paying attention to where he's walking. He's carrying a paper towel roll curved in a way that looks vaguely like a sickle, and is swiping it randomly at the air from time to time.]

[Phone; Later]

[Much, much later that night, an extremely tired but lucid sounding Karkat makes a phone call once again.]

Wow. Uh.

So, I'm sure Jade and Gamzee didn't let me make any phone calls or anything earlier, right?

Just making sure about that.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Flowers. Chocolate. Clowns.

[identity profile] bullsit.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I, uh, can probably do the first two, but I don't think, that giving her Gamzee, would really, be all that effective? Also, I don't really know, how to go about doing that.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
All I know is, human girls go crazy for assholes wearing clown make up! They can't control themselves. They are like disgusting makeout machines.

[identity profile] bullsit.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Uuuuuh, how is it, that you know that?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Jade and Gamzee are married now. Or whatever the disgusting human practice is. They are married forever.

Can you believe it? Why do they hate me?

[identity profile] bullsit.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . I think, I'm just going to go lay down for a little while, and maybe, weep, just a bit, if that's okay, yeah, bye, now, Karkat.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh?

Oh, okay. Sure. But yeah, we can talk about this later, because I'm pretty ticked off.