crusthatecean: (2 trolls 1 bucket)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-08-18 03:50 pm

♋ PCG 9

[Action; 1338 Benny Road]

[Karkat took his turn with the milk on the first day, to bring Jade back from kill drone state. He's been dealing with the after effects of the nasty poison that was inside ever since.

But today it was his turn again. He had been too sick the day before to prevent Jade from drinking her share, but this evening he prevented that from happening again by just refusing to go to sleep. Once he heard the milk delivery in the morning, he dragged his ass down to the front door to drink the bottle.

His housemates will find him still downstairs, holding the empty bottle of milk. He has the TV turned on to some infomercial for a groundbreaking new blender, and he's watching in fascination and horror.]


[Phone]

[Karkat's voice sounds hoarse and urgent when he picks up the phone to call Mayfield later that day.]

Okay.

Don't look now.

But the horrorterrors are right behind you.

Oh fuck! You unbelievable dumbass, I told you not to look!

[Action; Around Mayfield]

[Shortly after the phone call, Karkat wanders outside for a little bit, not really paying attention to where he's walking. He's carrying a paper towel roll curved in a way that looks vaguely like a sickle, and is swiping it randomly at the air from time to time.]

[Phone; Later]

[Much, much later that night, an extremely tired but lucid sounding Karkat makes a phone call once again.]

Wow. Uh.

So, I'm sure Jade and Gamzee didn't let me make any phone calls or anything earlier, right?

Just making sure about that.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[aww yeah

don't be too jelly, best friend, Gamzee will try to stretch out his ridiculously lanky arm to cuddle you too, he is just the world's coziest troll right now]


Aww, well, I ain't gonna argue against following what your vascular organ all up and tells you to do. Maybe she can get her motherfuckin' palerom up with him instead.

Haha, I ain't into blackrom, but I be liking that ending better too, blindtits - kinda real motherfuckin' sad that motherfucker ain't getting none of his quadrants filled. You think he's gonna all up and get culled by the drones? [because let's face it, it would make the movie a whole lot more interesting....]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, fine, he'll let Terezi pull him into the cuddle pile just a little. But he's giving Gamzee's arm an angry look about now.]

Thank you, Jade. If you mean people being fucking stupid about their quadrants, then yeah, I guess.

Anyway, no, that would be stupid if they went black for each other. It's supposed to be a tragedy. And obviously he's getting culled. Just watch the fucking movie.

[Because they'll show the fiancee's brutal onscreen death in just a minute. Troll movies sure are weird!]