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crusthatecean) wrote2011-09-02 05:30 pm
crusthatecean) wrote2011-09-02 05:30 pm
♋ PCG 10; backdated to Thursday
[Action; Outside 1338 Benny Road!]
[Early Thursday morning, there's a strange sight out on Benny Road. A terrifying crab monster appears to be menacing a young troll lad! Karkat is trying to fend off the crab monster with a garden tool and appears to mostly be managing it, but the monster won't stop trying to grab him with its claws.]
[Action; 1338 Benny Road; Later]
[Later that day, in a house that smells horribly of fish but is much cleaner than usual, Karkat is sitting on the couch watching TV. The crab monster is lurking behind the house, occasionally growling until Karkat feeds him some fish from a can.]
[Early Thursday morning, there's a strange sight out on Benny Road. A terrifying crab monster appears to be menacing a young troll lad! Karkat is trying to fend off the crab monster with a garden tool and appears to mostly be managing it, but the monster won't stop trying to grab him with its claws.]
[Action; 1338 Benny Road; Later]
[Later that day, in a house that smells horribly of fish but is much cleaner than usual, Karkat is sitting on the couch watching TV. The crab monster is lurking behind the house, occasionally growling until Karkat feeds him some fish from a can.]
Morning
[Oh, but wait...]
... No way I'm gonna find a pot big enough for that.
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...What the fuck is your problem?
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Let go! Just one fucking second, I told you I don't have any of your stupid roe cubes.
[The crab doesn't let go at all, but he still waves his sickle at Australia.]
Don't even think about it, shamesack! I can and should kick your disgusting pink ass for this shit you're talking. Who the fuck does that?
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[Comes closer and taps his knuckles on the crab's claw.] Tough looking bastard you got here, what a beaut....
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Karkat's expression is practically the same.]
However you intended it, and I'm hoping this is just a cultural thing, threatening to eat my lusus and then calling him a 'beaut' is some fucked up stuff.
Do I go to your hive and threaten to cook your mature human custodian?
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[Pats the crab... If he can't eat it, he wants to befriend it...] Is lusus his species? What's his name? What kind of music does he like?
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He's a fucking crab, that should be obvious, and he doesn't have a name. Lusus just means that he's my guardian, unfortunately. And his taste in music is so embarrassingly shitty, don't even get him started.
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He needs a name. Looks like a Percival to me. Don't worry, Perce, my kids make fun of me too, they don't know shit, 'm sure your music is fine!
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[The crab hisses and snaps at Karkat, trying to usher him back towards the door of the house.]
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So, Perce, how's it going? You just arrive? Know I would have noticed a beauty like you before, I'm sure... You settling in alright? No one trying to shove ya into boiling water?
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[Crabdad responds that this place is very strange, his young charge is trying to go out past curfew, and he wants his goddamn chilled roe cubes.
Actually, he just hisses and skrees and snaps his claws, but it was implied.]
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If you do, though, tell him humans are a diurnal species so it's ridiculous to have curfew in the morning here, and they don't have fucking roe in the store so there's nothing I can do.
Because holy shit, he will not goddamn listen.
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[Yeah he doesn't understand the crab at all but why would that stop him from having a conversation about parenting experiences?]
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[Percival clicks his claws to indicate that Karkat always talks back and never keeps his room clean.]
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We can be mates too, if ya want, kiddo!
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Also, no thanks.
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