crusthatecean: (jegus dad you're so embarrassing)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-09-02 05:30 pm

♋ PCG 10; backdated to Thursday

[Action; Outside 1338 Benny Road!]

[Early Thursday morning, there's a strange sight out on Benny Road. A terrifying crab monster appears to be menacing a young troll lad! Karkat is trying to fend off the crab monster with a garden tool and appears to mostly be managing it, but the monster won't stop trying to grab him with its claws.]

[Action; 1338 Benny Road; Later]

[Later that day, in a house that smells horribly of fish but is much cleaner than usual, Karkat is sitting on the couch watching TV. The crab monster is lurking behind the house, occasionally growling until Karkat feeds him some fish from a can.]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
He's completely unreasonable. I don't see why he has to always lose it over every stupid thing!

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[identity profile] bullsit.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
He, uh, probably just cares a lot, about you, and wants the best for you, and other lusus things.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, kind of looking away, because he knows Tavros hit the nail on the head with that one, and he is happy to see his lusus but this is just the only way they know how to display affection...]

Who knows what he wants. He's being a pain in the nook.

[identity profile] bullsit.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
. . . I miss Tinkerbull, uh, a lot.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Way to make this awkward...]

Oh.

Well...Equius' stupid lusus just showed up, too. So who knows, maybe they're all starting to get here.

[identity profile] bullsit.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, uh, maybe, I really hope so, because I want, the human male lusus, in my hive, to meet Tinkerbull, because I think, he would like him, a lot.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
You actually like your human lusus?

[identity profile] bullsit.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he is very cool, and knows a lot, and said, that he doesn't hate me.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Those are some low standards.

[identity profile] bullsit.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I think, that he might hate a lot of people, considering that sometimes, he likes to sit, outside the hive with a gun, in case he sees them, so not being hated, is kind of an accomplishment, maybe?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure it's safe for you to stay with this asshole? He seems like an unstable fuck.