crusthatecean: (jegus dad you're so embarrassing)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-09-02 05:30 pm

♋ PCG 10; backdated to Thursday

[Action; Outside 1338 Benny Road!]

[Early Thursday morning, there's a strange sight out on Benny Road. A terrifying crab monster appears to be menacing a young troll lad! Karkat is trying to fend off the crab monster with a garden tool and appears to mostly be managing it, but the monster won't stop trying to grab him with its claws.]

[Action; 1338 Benny Road; Later]

[Later that day, in a house that smells horribly of fish but is much cleaner than usual, Karkat is sitting on the couch watching TV. The crab monster is lurking behind the house, occasionally growling until Karkat feeds him some fish from a can.]
lamingtons: (Isn't she gorgeous?)

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-09-03 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Rolls his eyes at Percival (?!) and grins.] Yeah, all brats are like that, rude little fuckers. Pup used to bite me! Sometimes for no reason at all!

[Yeah he doesn't understand the crab at all but why would that stop him from having a conversation about parenting experiences?]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, Percival, congratulations on making friends with the most irritating human douchebag alive.

[Percival clicks his claws to indicate that Karkat always talks back and never keeps his room clean.]
lamingtons: (It's spelled doughnut!)

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-09-03 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Nods sympathetically at Percival.]

We can be mates too, if ya want, kiddo!
lamingtons: (I hope you meet a bunyip.)

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-09-03 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
...It means friends. So don't go getting ideas.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be an asshole! It sounds like something really different in my species, excuse me for being fucking concerned.

Also, no thanks.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
So, I'm curious. With humans, friendship doesn't have to be like, a mutual thing?
lamingtons: (Even the leeches?)

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-09-03 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
No, not really, but it's sort of sad when it isn't.
lamingtons: (If I shout loud enough he'll listen!)

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-09-03 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Anyway, that doesn't matter! I can already tell the three of us are gonna be best mates!

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, whatever. Why don't I leave you two to this massive asshole hobby group?