crusthatecean: (jegus dad you're so embarrassing)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-09-02 05:30 pm

♋ PCG 10; backdated to Thursday

[Action; Outside 1338 Benny Road!]

[Early Thursday morning, there's a strange sight out on Benny Road. A terrifying crab monster appears to be menacing a young troll lad! Karkat is trying to fend off the crab monster with a garden tool and appears to mostly be managing it, but the monster won't stop trying to grab him with its claws.]

[Action; 1338 Benny Road; Later]

[Later that day, in a house that smells horribly of fish but is much cleaner than usual, Karkat is sitting on the couch watching TV. The crab monster is lurking behind the house, occasionally growling until Karkat feeds him some fish from a can.]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Um...

I would, but he's still settling in and I'm worried he'll throw another fit. Once I get him to sleep, though...

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[






that crab is now her enemy and said enemy needs to be unconscious right now]


And out of curiosity... how exactly could you get him to sleep?

that icon is like a horror movie...

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
He's usually out after he eats, but it's hard to say here. I couldn't find what he likes to eat, and his schedule's off.

what do you have against shirts with pugs on them...

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[damnit

ok she is strongly considering slipping some good ol' sleeping pills in there but doubts there are any in Karkat's house]


...Well. What if you fight him! Fight him until he's exhausted.

[BE A MAN KARKAT]

horrifying........

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That will just make him angrier. Ugh. Okay. Hang on, give me a few minutes.

[He'll get up to go find Crabdad!]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh gog she wishes she could see this

but as it is she just chills out where he's left her, waiting.]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Karkat will be gone for a few minutes! You can hear him just over in the kitchen where Crabdad has been spying on them to ensure nothing inappropriate happens.

There will be lots of skreeing and hissing sounds, some cursing, and then some quiet noises that sound vaguely like a person is soothingly papping a hard shell while whispering some affectionate shooshes.

Shortly after, Karkat will lead Crabdad down to the basement.]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[wow what is she listening to

sh...she's just going to assume Karkat did something incredibly manly and not anything overwhelmingly adorable at all.

yeah.

she keeps waiting for him.]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[What do you mean, paps are super manly.

Another ten minutes down in the basement, and then he'll come back up.]


Okay, he's all set up in his nest, I think he'll sleep for a while.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I won't ask what you did, but as long as it worked...!

[no she really doesn't want to know ok]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it worked. So...

[Getting so awkward...]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[fidgets] I'm just a few streets over.

[pauses. and then, in a teasing voice:] Aren't you going to go grab your movies?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure. I can get one.

[Taking this too seriously and getting up to go grab a movie, although he'll just grab the first one he finds with no regards to what it is.]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[grabs him by the arm before he can start off and laughs under her breath.] I'm kidding! Hehehe, don't spaz out your protein chute... Let's just go before I give you other false suggestions you're going to take too literally.

[grabs his hand and moves towards the direction of the door she's got memorized]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[f...following...holding her hand...so awkward right now...]

I'm not spazzing any chutes. Fine, we can just go.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[so cute

it is the blind leading the adorabloodthirsty here]


I wish I could smell whatever expression you are making right now! I bet it's really cute.

[swings his hand...]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not cute. I'm grimacing in a menacing and terrifying fashion.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I have decided that it is completely adorable and you can't convince me otherwise.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't even see, so stop assuming things that wouldn't happen.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't need to see to know you, Karkat. You are definitely being pretty adorable.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck you, I'm never adorable.

[blushing...]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hold still.

[slowing her steps, she turns towards him and leans forward, reaching her hands out so that she can lightly touch her fingertips to either side of his face.]

Still as adorable as ever!

You're pretty warm, though.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I can feel it, too...! It's kind of nice... But I think this is a little different.

[leans in a little........]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[L...looking around to see if anyone is looking at them. He knows she expects a kiss but there are people around and he doesn't like the idea of being watched.]

Isn't your hive just a couple blocks from here?
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