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crusthatecean) wrote2011-10-28 12:21 am
crusthatecean) wrote2011-10-28 12:21 am
♋ PCG 17
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Okay, humans, I've kept quiet up until this point. I've let you have your stupid fun even though your jelly monsters and growth spores look like something a wiggler scrawled on a cave wall using its own shit. I have even managed not to comment on the 'spaceships' even though they are just so stupid, like, what is wrong with you, I think it's probably rotting you from the inside out.
But this? This is just offensive. I don't know what the fuck those things are supposed to be, but just a picture of them alone would be enough to forever classify humans as a species on an intellectual par with mucus worms.
Also, no one in the vicinity of my hive try to get cute. My lusus, giant crab monster though he may be, looks nothing like these walking sacks of embarrassment, and I will do humanity a favor and remove your dumb ass from the genetic swamp if you even think about it.
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[Just. Walking around being menaced by crab monsters and trying to pretend they aren't there.]
Okay, humans, I've kept quiet up until this point. I've let you have your stupid fun even though your jelly monsters and growth spores look like something a wiggler scrawled on a cave wall using its own shit. I have even managed not to comment on the 'spaceships' even though they are just so stupid, like, what is wrong with you, I think it's probably rotting you from the inside out.
But this? This is just offensive. I don't know what the fuck those things are supposed to be, but just a picture of them alone would be enough to forever classify humans as a species on an intellectual par with mucus worms.
Also, no one in the vicinity of my hive try to get cute. My lusus, giant crab monster though he may be, looks nothing like these walking sacks of embarrassment, and I will do humanity a favor and remove your dumb ass from the genetic swamp if you even think about it.
[Later; Action]
[Just. Walking around being menaced by crab monsters and trying to pretend they aren't there.]
[Action]
Halt, scum-sucking non-crab!
[Welp. Looks like someone decided to get inside one of the crabs when they found the zipper and screw around.]
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Are you actually wearing one of those sickening things?
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Return to your home unit or be subjugated.
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I don't even know you.
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Not every day you get to dress up as a crab monster, you know?
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Anyone with a genuine crab motif is judging the fuck out of you right now.
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Let 'em judge. They're just jealous.
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action;
which it was...] My God, why don't we ever get a decent break?
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They barely do anything but follow you around and snap their claws at you. I can't bring myself to fucking care.
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If this is some intense human survival test, it's a very easy one.
It is far less interesting as coming upon the Seer when she was very, very tall!
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I know it's stupid and that's half the problem!
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If things go like how they have been the last few days, it'll only last for the rest of the day. So you do not have to be offended by the human travesties for too long.
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Um but... are you okay? Other than being um... offended..?
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You could always make justice and put them out of their badly crafted misery.
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