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Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-11-16 07:51 pm

♋ PCG 18

Hey, so remember that plan we had where I get your act together for you and do an embarrassing amount of work on something that should have been taken care of a long time ago?

For those of you with holes in your pan or who are new or recently panscrubbed, this was the call I made about a perigee ago where I took a list of the houses willing to take panicked strangers into their homes whenever we find ourselves in the midst of a town propelled fuckstorm. The homes have someone who knows what they are doing with regard to fighting, healing, or general skill at the fine art of not dying.

So, yeah. I have a list, it's about ready to be given out, but with the turnover rate here, I'm going to need to update this shit for accuracy probably around once a human month. I'm going to give a list of all my contacts, and if you know any of them have been panscrubbed or droned recently, do us all a favor and let me know before I pass this out? The contacts I have, who talked to either me or Lucas, are: Hawke, Pokey, Negi, Taiwan, Firo, Lucas, Balin, Diana, Riza, Ilsa, Hal, Fate, Miku, Lyra, Barton, Dakki, Wes, Kotomi, Hiccup, Australia, April, Sakuya, Cable, Rin, Bang, Rittz, Ciel, Minato, Redmage, Virgina, Rory, Chaos, Tiffany, Miakis, Sara, and Alice. A fine collection of names, none of which are stupid or sound made up in any way. If you could just call and let me know you're still here, or if someone who knew these people could call and tell me they're gone, that would be helpful.

Otherwise, copies of the list will be in my parchment communication receptacle tomorrow morning. I'll send out another one next month, so let me know if anyone gets scrubbed or wants to be added or removed by that point.

In the event I'm panscrubbed, the current person I'm leaving in charge of dealing with this in my absence is Kanaya. If you want to take responsibility for this if I'm not around, let me know. I also need some personable fucks to take on the unenviable task of passing this out to newcomers.

If you have a comment that isn't relevant to this, don't waste my time. I'm already busting my ass over this project when I don't even care what happens to you, so don't test me. I will be hanging up on all stupid comments. Thanks.

((This letter will be in Karkat's mailbox the morning of the 17th! If you know someone on there has been droned or if you don't want to be on (or if you want to be added) reply to that letter and we'll say the info gets on there/removed by the time it goes out. You can reply ICly too but it will just be easier if I have an OOC comment on the letter noting the change. Thank you! And yes, I have permission from Wighty to say that Karkat and Lucas shared information.))

<s>The tsundere is strong in this one.</s>

[identity profile] walking-nuke.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yo, this is Balin. I'm still here.

By Virginia, do you mean a girl livin' at 847 Goldberg? She's still here too.

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Pokey Minch here. Yes. I'm still around.

[identity profile] 666doc.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I have a stack of crumpled old magazine pages of Debbie Harry from Satan only knows when. All of them are underneath my mattress.

[identity profile] strayprincess.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's Sara Mudou. The one who talked to Lucas? I'm still here.

[personal profile] byakkoyagirl 2011-11-17 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't care what happens, why even do this project to begin with.

Oh and that isn't a question, it's just pointing your obvious contradiction in motivation.

[still not as rude as you karkat!!!]

[identity profile] brotherseyes.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's Anna Liebert.

If you could give me a few copies, I wouldn't mind handing your list out. I'm already handing out another pamphlet right now, anyway.
Edited 2011-11-17 01:10 (UTC)
lamingtons: (Sunnies!)

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-11-17 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm still here! My name's sweet as! Good work, mate!

[identity profile] mordecrai.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Are the events here that bad?

[You'll have to excuse him Karkat, he's still pretty new.]
echidna: (❀ across my sk)

[personal profile] echidna 2011-11-17 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ action i guess cuz calling housemates is dumb!! ]
Can I help too?

[identity profile] bullsit.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, while I am not really sure, how entirely helpful I could be, I could take, some of your papers, and maybe leave them around, so possibly they will be picked up, by new people?

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Tiffany Aching. I'm still here.

[identity profile] windplay.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ All of that flew right into on ear and out the other. As expected of the troll palhoncho leader! Babbling speeches which sounded complicated and long, but absolutely leaderly. ]

Uh. Wow. Are you okay with operations over there? Cause it sounds like you need an arm or two. Because I have a couple to spare.
photonicfighter: (Human Dakki up close)

[personal profile] photonicfighter 2011-11-17 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Dakki Sigal reporting in. I'm still here, so keep me on that list of yours.
naicha: fan art | cawaii @ dw (happy ❀ have you eaten yet)

[personal profile] naicha 2011-11-17 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hi, this is Taiwan! I'm here!

[identity profile] evers-hacker.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's April, I'm still here.

[identity profile] ofoz.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
If you'd like, I would be more than happy to assist in the distribution to our new neighbors.

[identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I have a comment that's not relevant to this.
commentboxtroll: (☓ suffering from too much sarcasm)

[personal profile] commentboxtroll 2011-11-17 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Of course Balin and Virginia would volunteer for something and not mention it...

You might as well drop off extra copies at 847 Goldberg. I can put the DA on handing them out.
Edited 2011-11-17 02:59 (UTC)

[identity profile] wantasammich.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
What about smart comments? My mother always said I was good at those.

Before you hang up on me, though, Hawke is still here! That would be me. And I am still willing to take the crazed masses under my wing, when the time comes.

[identity profile] coolbowtie.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[From the kitchen table with his tea!]

Sounds like you've done a lot of planning.
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[personal profile] grimmdark 2011-11-17 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
My house is also there to be used if you so wish.

[identity profile] smallestgrave.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, did you finish the list?

If you need help passing out copies of them, I'd be happy to oblige.

[identity profile] anonnomnomnom.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
I think I get what you're trying to do (and it sounds like a lot of work), but what's it got to do with kitchens?

[So genuinely baffled. Seriously, so many pans, so little sense.]

[identity profile] arisawa.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'd have to check with my fake family over here to make sure there's no objections, but I'm willing to add my name to that list.

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