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Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-11-16 07:51 pm

♋ PCG 18

Hey, so remember that plan we had where I get your act together for you and do an embarrassing amount of work on something that should have been taken care of a long time ago?

For those of you with holes in your pan or who are new or recently panscrubbed, this was the call I made about a perigee ago where I took a list of the houses willing to take panicked strangers into their homes whenever we find ourselves in the midst of a town propelled fuckstorm. The homes have someone who knows what they are doing with regard to fighting, healing, or general skill at the fine art of not dying.

So, yeah. I have a list, it's about ready to be given out, but with the turnover rate here, I'm going to need to update this shit for accuracy probably around once a human month. I'm going to give a list of all my contacts, and if you know any of them have been panscrubbed or droned recently, do us all a favor and let me know before I pass this out? The contacts I have, who talked to either me or Lucas, are: Hawke, Pokey, Negi, Taiwan, Firo, Lucas, Balin, Diana, Riza, Ilsa, Hal, Fate, Miku, Lyra, Barton, Dakki, Wes, Kotomi, Hiccup, Australia, April, Sakuya, Cable, Rin, Bang, Rittz, Ciel, Minato, Redmage, Virgina, Rory, Chaos, Tiffany, Miakis, Sara, and Alice. A fine collection of names, none of which are stupid or sound made up in any way. If you could just call and let me know you're still here, or if someone who knew these people could call and tell me they're gone, that would be helpful.

Otherwise, copies of the list will be in my parchment communication receptacle tomorrow morning. I'll send out another one next month, so let me know if anyone gets scrubbed or wants to be added or removed by that point.

In the event I'm panscrubbed, the current person I'm leaving in charge of dealing with this in my absence is Kanaya. If you want to take responsibility for this if I'm not around, let me know. I also need some personable fucks to take on the unenviable task of passing this out to newcomers.

If you have a comment that isn't relevant to this, don't waste my time. I'm already busting my ass over this project when I don't even care what happens to you, so don't test me. I will be hanging up on all stupid comments. Thanks.

((This letter will be in Karkat's mailbox the morning of the 17th! If you know someone on there has been droned or if you don't want to be on (or if you want to be added) reply to that letter and we'll say the info gets on there/removed by the time it goes out. You can reply ICly too but it will just be easier if I have an OOC comment on the letter noting the change. Thank you! And yes, I have permission from Wighty to say that Karkat and Lucas shared information.))

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[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I just assumed you meant Diana. She said she would be compiling that; I gave her the Major, Doc Scratch, and Black Mage, and told her to try the bowling alley trophies.

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[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Know who that is, didn't know she was doing a list too.

Different experiences with them will at least add to it though.

You sure the bowling alley trophies are the best way to go about it though?
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[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
The bowling alley isn't a great place to start, since plenty of everyone there weren't involving themselves intentionally or had fair reasons. I recognize that.

But as a place to get information on anyone we may want to watch out for? Yes, it's useful.

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[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Alright I'll give you that.

Two of those names I know, Doc Scratch is a new one on me. Mind cluing me in?

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[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
He's from my planet. You'll find his name in the bowling alley, and he didn't get there by accident. I don't know too much of what he does, but he's a fucking creep and incredibly untrustworthy. Most recently he kidnapped my girlfriend and locked her in his basement.

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[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
....Well. I'm glad he's at least openly creepy then so people know to avoid him. Does he do the kidnap children thing often?

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[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. He's kidnapped one other friend of mine, but it was sort of unusual circumstances. But yeah, people should know to avoid him.

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[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'll keep an eye out for him then.

Good luck not getting stupid answers to this from most of the people here.

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[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. So far, it hasn't been so bad. The assholes making trouble are the same assholes who always do.

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[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, look on the bright side. At least that means we aren't getting a bigger surplus of jerks if its always the same ones.

On the other hand, the jerks we are getting may just be quieter. Which is worse.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Most of the jerks are jerks I have known for a very long time and just tend to direct their asshole tendencies directly towards me.

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, that's kind of what you get when you hang out with jerks. I'm not sure what you'd expect to happen.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't expect otherwise.

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if you're tired of it then, stop interacting with jerks.

Done.