Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-12-17 12:17 am

♋ PCG 20

[Action, 1338 Benny Road]

[Karkat wakes up unable to shake the memory of his dream. He has nightmares regularly, a combination of sleeping without a recuperacoon and everything he's been through since he began playing Sgrub. But something about this one felt more real and vivid and awful, and he remembers it more clearly.

But he wakes ordinarily, only to watch the news and hear his own name, among others, listed. He remembers. She told him she would erase his existence, and he said yes. That memory combined with the news spooks him; Mayfield is clearly doing something, and he doesn't know what to think. So when the television shuts off, he'll go looking for his housemates to try to calm his nerves.]


[Phone, later]

All right, this is Karkat. No, guess what, this is actually Karkat. I'm here. You can choose to believe me or not.

Is anyone else who supposedly disappeared still here? Let's discuss this latest Mayfield fuckstorm like the rational conversationalists I know we all aren't.

[Filtered to Feferi, Tavros, Eridan, and Sollux]

And I especially need to talk to all of you. Now. Don't give me any shit about whether or not I'm the real Karkat. If you are here, answer me now.

I can't believe a single one of you complete drooling panrotted fucking assholes.

[Filtered to Signless.]

You.

((OOC: Karkat has been erased, so he will seem like a fakey fake doppleganger!))

[identity profile] a1a1000.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah well I hate you for going along with this too so let's put our mutual hate for each other aside and do something productive for once.

[Because all they do is fight and fighting isn't very productive at all.]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't imply hating you for being an inthufferable athhole isn't productive.

[identity profile] a1a1000.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
At least I'm not as much as an "insthuferable athshole" as you are!

Fuck, I still can't even lips, er lisp, if I tried!

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
So I'm still able to call you names you can't pronounce.

[identity profile] a1a1000.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry but I save all of my good comebacks for people who actually deserve them so unless you want to fill my black quadrant, I'd settle for the mediocre comebacks.