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[crusthatecean]

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[maiiau]

Hello! Bernkastel has gotten Karkat as one of her prank targets! Now, Bernkastel is likely to aim for injuring or killing her targets, but if you'd like I can go for something harmless/something that is accidentally harmless in her attempts. Also she's gotten Gamzee as well so she might attempt to go two for one. THOUGHTS?

[crusthatecean]

I'm okay with her doing something to injure him, I'd prefer him not be killed though! I'll link this to Cappy.

[maiiau]

Okay, cool! If it's two at once my immediate thought is Bern using Gamzee to lure Karkat into it too, whatever it is.

[crusthatecean]

Hehe okay. If she does it after Monday, Karkat will probably have blood swapped with Gamzee, so he'll have some rage control issues resulting, so I can see this escalating into him getting pretty hurt. But if she peaces out he won't follow.

Anything that will heal with medical attention is good. Like...don't cut off his hand, but if it needs stitches, that's cool. Trolls are durable he can get hurt pretty bad and be fine.

[maiiau]

Maybe something like rigging the oven to blast out some fire when Gamzee opens it? Not enough to kill him or anything. Bern would just be hanging out in the kitchen watching. If she could bait Karkat into charging her she'd teleport out of the way and let him run himself into a surprise demonic goat with a sword or other sharp object because Bern has terrible taste in pranks?

[crusthatecean]

Sure, sounds good! Should we log this out?

Also which regain of Karkat would she like for successful pranking? Available is:

Troll body (prefer he not lose it)
Gamzee's blood (prefer he not lose it)
Strife Specibus + a few different sickles
His husktop (complete with chatlogs, his shitty programming and probably weird alien porn)
His clothes
Sopor slime
Movie posters

[miraculous]

Logging it out sounds good to me!

I'll have her get the husktop in case she gets bored and needs snooping reading material.

EDIT: Would you like me to make a log or do you want to?

[crusthatecean]

Either way is fine!

[maiiau]

I might be making a post for all of Bern's pranks, so I can include it in there if you want! I'm just waiting on knowing the results of one more prank, and I'd need to know when you want this one to take place.

[crusthatecean]

Hmm we're still working out one other thing timeline-wise. But probably Monday or Tuesday?

[maiiau]

Either one of those is fine by me. If having it set on Tuesday would make things easier for you to schedule out then I can go with that.

[crusthatecean]

Actually now that we think about it, Tuesday or Wednesday works best. Tuesday sounds good!

[miraculous]

Here's the post!

[crusthatecean]

Cool! Is Bern replying to Gamzee or should I reply to him?

[miraculous]

I replied! Gamzee-->Bern-->Karkat, then?

[miraculls]

Hehe, I'm cool with this! And a list of Gamzee's available regains:

Troll body
Miracle modus
Horn pile
Jokerkind strife specibus
Unireal Air (haha, I'd prefer he not lose this if only because I haven't done a post with it yet and therefore am assuming he hasn't gotten it yet)

And I'm not sure what regains he'll be getting from his own prank victims yet!

[miraculous]

Would you be against her getting the troll body? The idea of Bernkastel literally being a troll really amuses me...

If you don't want to lose that, the strife specibus?

[miraculls]

I'm okay with that! She won't get his indigo blood or their properties though, since Karkat already has that, if that's okay with you!

[miraculous]

That's fine with me!

...Would she literally get Gamzee's body and look like him or would she look like some sort of weird troll version of herself?

[miraculls]

She'd look like a troll version of herself...although looking like Gamzee would be PRETTY HILARIOUS so if you want to do that too, I'm down with it!

[miraculous]

Post is here c:

[mayfield_mods]

Hey, Cappy here! I'm totally down for two for one. I'm okay with injuries, but I'd also prefer for Gamzee not to get killed!

[maiiau]

Can do! Any preferences for the degree of injury? Bernkastel can summon objects so there's a lot of leeway.

[mayfield_mods]

I'm down with anything that isn't permanent! Depending on when the prank happens, Gamzee might be able to take care of himself pretty well anyway.