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Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2014-05-02 05:37 pm
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APPARENTLY I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW,
BUT THAT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS IT?
YOU WON'T BE SATISFIED UNTIL YOU'VE MONOPOLIZED EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY LIFE WITH YOUR ASININE COMMENTS AND PETTY AWFUL PERSONAL PROBLEMS.
WELL, FINE.
PLEASE PROCEED IN AN EFFICIENT MANNER TO EXPECTORATE YOUR PROBLEMS ALL OVER MY WAITING ENGORGED PATIENCE NODES.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
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speakveryclearly: Virgo pesterbubble. (Invisitroll)

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[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-01-19 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Very plausibly the exact time she sends interestingly enough; somewhere between half an hour and two hours after Eridan's post.]

Hey Karkat
Theres A Situation Ive Needed Your Leaderly Guidance On For Some Time Now
And Although You May Be In A State Of Great Disturbance At This Moment
I Think
This Might Be The Perfect Time To Ask
Maybe Even The Only Time
crusthatecean: (pic#1597970)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2013-01-19 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
OKAY.
I MEAN, THIS IS A DISTURBING SITUATION BUT NOT THAT BAD.
DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME, I CAN HANDLE THIS SHIT.
ANYWAY, WHAT'S UP?
speakveryclearly: Someone holds Kanaya's chin in their hand; she looks over at them, eyes lidded, blushing slightly, brows raised. (Uncomfortable)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-01-19 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
So You Happen To Find This
A New Level Of Disturbing Then
This Sudden And Dramatic Change Of Affairs
As In Do You Want To Know Whats Even Going On Here

[DID HE LOSE HIS MEMORIES TOO??? OH MAN THIS KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE BUT SIMULTANEOUSLY BETTER AND BETTER...]
crusthatecean: (pic#1597971)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2013-01-19 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I GUESS?
WHY, DO YOU KNOW?
speakveryclearly: Kanaya with pursed, green lips, looking up at the sky skeptically. Offscreen her hand is on her hip. (Tch)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-01-19 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes
Ive Been Here For A While And I Might Even Be From The Future Relative To You
Almost Certainly Much More Familiar With Humans
There Are A Lot Of Time Travel Shenanigans Going On
In Addition To The Obvious Space Travel Conceit
crusthatecean: (gosh don't be such a CRAB)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2013-01-19 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
REALLY? I'D EXPECT THIS KIND OF CRAP FROM SOME TROLLS I KNOW, BUT FROM YOU?
TIME TRAVEL?
THAT IS STUPID AND ALSO IMPOSSIBLE.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya reapplying jade lipstick, tainted with human blood, to her sparkling bloody face. (Preparing)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-01-19 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Look Out The Window Karkat
Have A Feeling That Youre Not On Troll Kansas Anymore
Edited (Troll Kansas is obviously a planet) 2013-01-19 18:37 (UTC)
crusthatecean: (you have come to show you go on)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2013-01-19 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT DOESN'T PROVE TIME TRAVEL EXISTS.
BUT FINE, MAYBE I'LL BUY YOUR STUPID PREMISE.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya with her hand on her hip and a stark, cocentric, unforgiving aura. (Cold)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-01-19 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Thats Good Because Said Stupid Conceit Is
Actually Integral To My Question
Since
Theres This Troll Im Good Friends With In The Present
And Possibly Interested In Being
Very Good Friends In The Future

In The Future Due To A Complicated Series Of Events Entirely Out Of My Control He Hates Me Deeply
However Like You At This Moment He Is From The Present Again
What Is The Appropriate Course Of Action Here
crusthatecean: (my power is pure)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2013-01-19 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
OKAY.

WHAT QUADRANT? I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GO WITH RED OR PALE ON THIS ONE, AM I RIGHT? MOST LIKELY PALE, SINCE "HE" DOESN'T STRIKE ME AS YOUR TYPE.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya sparkling white, covered in human blood, which she licks off her face. Zahhak shades for extra hardcore. ((BP)) (Ready)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-01-19 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah
That Was A Euphemism For Moirallegiance There
I Am About As Pale As
Actually Im Not Going To Metaphorically Delineate This Because It Would Just Be Embarrassing For All Involved Parties
crusthatecean: (pic#1597923)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2013-01-20 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
WELL. YOU DO KNOW ERIDAN ALREADY HAS A MOIRAIL, DON'T YOU? UNLESS IT'S TAVROS.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya staring at her computer, flickering, doing her best not to let her jaw flat-out fall onto the floor. (Appalled)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-01-20 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
What
Oh
My God
Theyre Still Together Arent They
crusthatecean: (pic#3450995)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2013-01-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
OF COURSE THEY ARE. THEY'VE ONLY BEEN TOGETHER FOR-FUCKING-EVER.

LOOK, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE GOING TO WORK OUT, BUT STILL. REALLY, KANAYA?
speakveryclearly: Kanaya crying jade into her curled up left fingers, which she shakily braces with her right arm. Jade lipstick. (Aggravated Crying)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-01-20 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Theyve Only Been Broken Up For Half A Sweep By Now
Of Course They Dont Work Out
Hes Flushed For Her And She Cant Do A Damn Thing To Pacify Him
crusthatecean: (lucky for me I'm not the only one)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2013-01-20 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
AND YOU CAN.

WHAT HAPPENED WITH VRISKA?
speakveryclearly: Kanaya grumbling with one hand pressed to her face. Jade lipstick. (Frustration)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-01-20 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
She Has Never Actually Talked Him Out Of A Single Bad Idea
He Made Up New Bad Ideas For The Express Purpose Of Letting Her Think She Had Accomplished The Duty Of Dissuasion
And Who Do You Think He Told All Of The Above In A Legitimate Attempt At Seeking Counsel
Vriska And I Broke Up And Shes Actually Been Missing In Action For Seasons On End Now
Ok
Im Sorry Im Going About This All Wrong I Think I Need To Try Again
The Goal Of This Inquiry Is Not To Find Out What I Could Do To Selfishly Secure My Desired Romantic Relationship
What I Want To Know Is What You Think I Should Do
If You Want Me To Take Those Old Relationships Into Account Then Maybe I Should
But
The Really Important Thing Here Is Not Whos In Whose Quadrants Or Wants To Be
But That In The Future Eridan Has Come To Regard Me As A Particularly Loathsome Piece Of Landdweller Litter Fished Out Of The Gutter
And If He Were To Revert To That Panset He Would Be Aghast At My Resumed Friendly Behavior And Return To Pushing Me Away
What I Want To Know Is If Taking Advantage Of This Situation To Be His Friend Again Anyway Is The Right And Proper Course Of Action
Edited (gr ammar) 2013-01-20 17:02 (UTC)
crusthatecean: (lucky for me I'm not the only one)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2013-01-23 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I WAS JUST FUCKING CURIOUS.

ANYWAY.

I MEAN, ERIDAN CAN BE SORT OF TOUCHY SOMETIMES, LIKE, HE DOESN'T MEAN TO, BUT HE'S JUST A REALLY SENSITIVE GUY, SO HE CAN GET HIS FEELINGS HURT EASILY. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? YOU AND I ARE MORE THICK-SKINNED, SO WE WOULDN'T GET ALL WORKED UP OVER SOME BULLSHIT, BUT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER WITH HIM THAT HE JUST HAS A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT EVERYTHING. SO WHATEVER YOU DID PROBABLY WASN'T THAT BIG OF A DEAL, HE JUST GOT KIND OF WORKED UP ABOUT IT. HE'LL GET OVER IT, THOUGH, IF YOU JUST GIVE IT TIME.

I CAN TALK TO HIM IF YOU WANT, LIKE, I CAN SAY IT WASN'T THAT BIG OF A DEAL. BUT I WOULDN'T TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM FORGETTING, SINCE THAT MIGHT SET HIM OFF AGAIN.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya grumbling with one hand pressed to her face. Jade lipstick. (Frustration)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-01-23 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Its Been Three Dark Seasons Now So Id Really Lost Hope Of Time Doing Its Work Until Now
Maybe Afterwards You Can Approach Him
Id Rather You Not While Youve Forgotten Because You Dont Know What He Thinks Happened And Im Not Telling You Because I Didnt Even Really Do Anything To Him And I Dont Want That Misconception To Be Perpetuated Any Further Than It Absolutely Must
So I Dont Want To Take Advantage Of Your Having Forgotten Either
More Than I Have Already

Thanks For This
crusthatecean: (pic#1597902)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2013-01-26 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE WELCOME, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T SEE HOW I REALLY HELPED.
I DON'T CARE IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED YET, IT DOESN'T REALLY BOTHER ME.
BUT JUST ASK ME ABOUT THIS AGAIN IN THE FUTURE WHEN I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON?

THAT SOUNDS REALLY STUPID TO SAY.
BUT I MEAN, IF I KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING I CAN GIVE BETTER ADVICE. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU REALLY NEED TO TALK TO FUTURE ME.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya very serious over a needle and thread in her hand and mouth. (Determined)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-01-26 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
No Thats Not A Particularly Stupid Thing To Say Here
I Am Now Resolving For That To Be A Thing I Shall Do
Ive Avoided It For A Long Time Because I Was Pretty Convinced This Revelation Would Make You Lose All Respect For Me
crusthatecean: (i believe that the heart does go on)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2013-02-05 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
LET IT BE RESOLVED.

I AM POSITIVE I WON'T LOSE ALL RESPECT FOR YOU. IF IT HELPS.
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