[exsilium] IC CONTACT

[crusthatecean]

APPARENTLY I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW,
BUT THAT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS IT?
YOU WON'T BE SATISFIED UNTIL YOU'VE MONOPOLIZED EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY LIFE WITH YOUR ASININE COMMENTS AND PETTY AWFUL PERSONAL PROBLEMS.
WELL, FINE.
PLEASE PROCEED IN AN EFFICIENT MANNER TO EXPECTORATE YOUR PROBLEMS ALL OVER MY WAITING ENGORGED PATIENCE NODES.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

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[crusthatecean]

OKAY.

WHAT QUADRANT? I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GO WITH RED OR PALE ON THIS ONE, AM I RIGHT? MOST LIKELY PALE, SINCE "HE" DOESN'T STRIKE ME AS YOUR TYPE.

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah
That Was A Euphemism For Moirallegiance There
I Am About As Pale As
Actually Im Not Going To Metaphorically Delineate This Because It Would Just Be Embarrassing For All Involved Parties

[crusthatecean]

WELL. YOU DO KNOW ERIDAN ALREADY HAS A MOIRAIL, DON'T YOU? UNLESS IT'S TAVROS.

[speakveryclearly]

What
Oh
My God
Theyre Still Together Arent They

[crusthatecean]

OF COURSE THEY ARE. THEY'VE ONLY BEEN TOGETHER FOR-FUCKING-EVER.

LOOK, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE GOING TO WORK OUT, BUT STILL. REALLY, KANAYA?

[speakveryclearly]

Theyve Only Been Broken Up For Half A Sweep By Now
Of Course They Dont Work Out
Hes Flushed For Her And She Cant Do A Damn Thing To Pacify Him

[crusthatecean]

AND YOU CAN.

WHAT HAPPENED WITH VRISKA?

[speakveryclearly]

She Has Never Actually Talked Him Out Of A Single Bad Idea
He Made Up New Bad Ideas For The Express Purpose Of Letting Her Think She Had Accomplished The Duty Of Dissuasion
And Who Do You Think He Told All Of The Above In A Legitimate Attempt At Seeking Counsel
Vriska And I Broke Up And Shes Actually Been Missing In Action For Seasons On End Now
Ok
Im Sorry Im Going About This All Wrong I Think I Need To Try Again
The Goal Of This Inquiry Is Not To Find Out What I Could Do To Selfishly Secure My Desired Romantic Relationship
What I Want To Know Is What You Think I Should Do
If You Want Me To Take Those Old Relationships Into Account Then Maybe I Should
But
The Really Important Thing Here Is Not Whos In Whose Quadrants Or Wants To Be
But That In The Future Eridan Has Come To Regard Me As A Particularly Loathsome Piece Of Landdweller Litter Fished Out Of The Gutter
And If He Were To Revert To That Panset He Would Be Aghast At My Resumed Friendly Behavior And Return To Pushing Me Away
What I Want To Know Is If Taking Advantage Of This Situation To Be His Friend Again Anyway Is The Right And Proper Course Of Action

[crusthatecean]

I WAS JUST FUCKING CURIOUS.

ANYWAY.

I MEAN, ERIDAN CAN BE SORT OF TOUCHY SOMETIMES, LIKE, HE DOESN'T MEAN TO, BUT HE'S JUST A REALLY SENSITIVE GUY, SO HE CAN GET HIS FEELINGS HURT EASILY. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? YOU AND I ARE MORE THICK-SKINNED, SO WE WOULDN'T GET ALL WORKED UP OVER SOME BULLSHIT, BUT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER WITH HIM THAT HE JUST HAS A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT EVERYTHING. SO WHATEVER YOU DID PROBABLY WASN'T THAT BIG OF A DEAL, HE JUST GOT KIND OF WORKED UP ABOUT IT. HE'LL GET OVER IT, THOUGH, IF YOU JUST GIVE IT TIME.

I CAN TALK TO HIM IF YOU WANT, LIKE, I CAN SAY IT WASN'T THAT BIG OF A DEAL. BUT I WOULDN'T TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM FORGETTING, SINCE THAT MIGHT SET HIM OFF AGAIN.

[speakveryclearly]

Its Been Three Dark Seasons Now So Id Really Lost Hope Of Time Doing Its Work Until Now
Maybe Afterwards You Can Approach Him
Id Rather You Not While Youve Forgotten Because You Dont Know What He Thinks Happened And Im Not Telling You Because I Didnt Even Really Do Anything To Him And I Dont Want That Misconception To Be Perpetuated Any Further Than It Absolutely Must
So I Dont Want To Take Advantage Of Your Having Forgotten Either
More Than I Have Already

Thanks For This

[crusthatecean]

YOU'RE WELCOME, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T SEE HOW I REALLY HELPED.
I DON'T CARE IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED YET, IT DOESN'T REALLY BOTHER ME.
BUT JUST ASK ME ABOUT THIS AGAIN IN THE FUTURE WHEN I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON?

THAT SOUNDS REALLY STUPID TO SAY.
BUT I MEAN, IF I KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING I CAN GIVE BETTER ADVICE. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU REALLY NEED TO TALK TO FUTURE ME.

[speakveryclearly]

No Thats Not A Particularly Stupid Thing To Say Here
I Am Now Resolving For That To Be A Thing I Shall Do
Ive Avoided It For A Long Time Because I Was Pretty Convinced This Revelation Would Make You Lose All Respect For Me

[crusthatecean]

LET IT BE RESOLVED.

I AM POSITIVE I WON'T LOSE ALL RESPECT FOR YOU. IF IT HELPS.