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crusthatecean) wrote2011-08-18 03:50 pm
crusthatecean) wrote2011-08-18 03:50 pm
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♋ PCG 9
[Action; 1338 Benny Road]
[Karkat took his turn with the milk on the first day, to bring Jade back from kill drone state. He's been dealing with the after effects of the nasty poison that was inside ever since.
But today it was his turn again. He had been too sick the day before to prevent Jade from drinking her share, but this evening he prevented that from happening again by just refusing to go to sleep. Once he heard the milk delivery in the morning, he dragged his ass down to the front door to drink the bottle.
His housemates will find him still downstairs, holding the empty bottle of milk. He has the TV turned on to some infomercial for a groundbreaking new blender, and he's watching in fascination and horror.]
[Phone]
[Karkat's voice sounds hoarse and urgent when he picks up the phone to call Mayfield later that day.]
Okay.
Don't look now.
But the horrorterrors are right behind you.
Oh fuck! You unbelievable dumbass, I told you not to look!
[Action; Around Mayfield]
[Shortly after the phone call, Karkat wanders outside for a little bit, not really paying attention to where he's walking. He's carrying a paper towel roll curved in a way that looks vaguely like a sickle, and is swiping it randomly at the air from time to time.]
[Phone; Later]
[Much, much later that night, an extremely tired but lucid sounding Karkat makes a phone call once again.]
Wow. Uh.
So, I'm sure Jade and Gamzee didn't let me make any phone calls or anything earlier, right?
Just making sure about that.
[Karkat took his turn with the milk on the first day, to bring Jade back from kill drone state. He's been dealing with the after effects of the nasty poison that was inside ever since.
But today it was his turn again. He had been too sick the day before to prevent Jade from drinking her share, but this evening he prevented that from happening again by just refusing to go to sleep. Once he heard the milk delivery in the morning, he dragged his ass down to the front door to drink the bottle.
His housemates will find him still downstairs, holding the empty bottle of milk. He has the TV turned on to some infomercial for a groundbreaking new blender, and he's watching in fascination and horror.]
[Phone]
[Karkat's voice sounds hoarse and urgent when he picks up the phone to call Mayfield later that day.]
Okay.
Don't look now.
But the horrorterrors are right behind you.
Oh fuck! You unbelievable dumbass, I told you not to look!
[Action; Around Mayfield]
[Shortly after the phone call, Karkat wanders outside for a little bit, not really paying attention to where he's walking. He's carrying a paper towel roll curved in a way that looks vaguely like a sickle, and is swiping it randomly at the air from time to time.]
[Phone; Later]
[Much, much later that night, an extremely tired but lucid sounding Karkat makes a phone call once again.]
Wow. Uh.
So, I'm sure Jade and Gamzee didn't let me make any phone calls or anything earlier, right?
Just making sure about that.
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SIIIIIIIIIIIGN]
...Of course! There is clearly nothing I want more, and you read my mind exactly, knowing for a fact that it is definitely missing the end of the movie I am upset about.
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not that Gamzee knows this, he thinks this movie is about birds]
Aww well, if you be that motherfuckin' down about it, we can wind the movie back a few. I think that one motherfucker is all about to go red and shit for that other motherfucker. Haha, I love a good happy ending, shit be full of miracles. [he's talking about Allie and her totally cooler, more attractive highblood fiance....]
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[Well, that's what he was starting to say, but that is before he gets a glance at the screen and realizes Gamzee just said something unforgivable.]
Fuck no! What's wrong with you, you slack-jawed douche? He's fucking terrible! She can't stand him!
[Actually, the movie wants you to feel sympathetic for the fiancee, but Karkat does not. How dare that smug highblood go around being attractive and likable all the time? Who does he think he is? Not Noah, that's for sure.]
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She looks confused. ;u;
What's going on. ]
Stop yelling.
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Jegus, Gamzee, didn't you know that's the one she's breaking it off with for her one true matesprit??
Even though I don't think there is anything wrong with him in particular... Oh well! Karkat come over here, there's room for you.
[no there's not, she's kind of struggling to fit in with Gamzee and Jade as it is.....]
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[that's okay, Gamzee is flexible, he will make room
just gonna squeeze himself even closer to Jade, try to tuck Terezi against him, and then wave at Karkat to get into this cuddlefest...
...yeah, at this rate, someone's going to wind up having to sit on someone else's lap and no one wants a lapful of bony clown]
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No, fucknuts.
She only wants to be his matesprit because he's a highblood and it's what's expected of her, but she has to follow her vascular sac and choose the person who really makes her happy.
It's so obvious.
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That's so romantic! [ Although she's not really following. ] Does that happen a lot with troll romance?
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to Jade's question, Terezi tilts her head considerately.]
No, in the real world I think this would probably end in a horrible, horrible death! The real Alternian world, I mean. They would be fighting over her and not lamely backing off like that guy wishing her good luck!
Hehehe, I think if the two guys went black for each other, that would be the greatest ending.
...I mean this movie is a masterpiece, why doesn't it always work this way??? Fuck that guy! [this is for Karkat's benefit. she reaches out to try to pull him over.]
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don't be too jelly, best friend, Gamzee will try to stretch out his ridiculously lanky arm to cuddle you too, he is just the world's coziest troll right now]
Aww, well, I ain't gonna argue against following what your vascular organ all up and tells you to do. Maybe she can get her motherfuckin' palerom up with him instead.
Haha, I ain't into blackrom, but I be liking that ending better too, blindtits - kinda real motherfuckin' sad that motherfucker ain't getting none of his quadrants filled. You think he's gonna all up and get culled by the drones? [because let's face it, it would make the movie a whole lot more interesting....]
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Thank you, Jade. If you mean people being fucking stupid about their quadrants, then yeah, I guess.
Anyway, no, that would be stupid if they went black for each other. It's supposed to be a tragedy. And obviously he's getting culled. Just watch the fucking movie.
[Because they'll show the fiancee's brutal onscreen death in just a minute. Troll movies sure are weird!]