♋ PCG 11

[crusthatecean]

[Action; 1338 Benny Road]

[After his conversation/ambiguous break up with Terezi, Karkat heads back to his own hive. He slams the door to his respite block, locks it, and doesn't come out or let anyone in until his lusus comes up to check on him and makes him move the dresser away from his door.

After that, if you want to come in and find him, he's sitting on his bed eating ice cream and watching troll Hitch on his husktop with Crabdad.]

[Phone]

What do you do if you need to switch hives? Is there a form to fill out or something?

Comments

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

That's okay, you can tell him I'm finished with having any relationships whatsoever for the rest of my life. I don't need to learn his name because that might be getting too close for comfort.

Yeah, I think it's probably not far enough away.

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

It's, uh, England.

And you could do, what I do, sometimes, and go to sleep, where no one will bother you, ever.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Great, the threshold has been crossed. He's part of my life now, so he can probably expect to be used against me.

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

Uh, is everything, alright?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Not really.

Would it actually be okay if I stayed for a while? I've come to hate almost everyone I know, so it's hard to decide on a place to crash.

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

Yes, that would be, more than okay, heh, I am excited this could be fun, I guess, instead of being alone, all of the time, with the furbeasts, which make me sneeze, you will also be here, and maybe we could do some fun things.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Oh.

I don't think I'm going to be very much fun. I'm actually kind of in a fucking awful mood and I'm predicting I will remain so for the foreseeable future.

Sorry.

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

I am pretty sure, that my handmade fiduspawn set, will definitely cheer you up, because it works for me, sometimes a little, or at least I get to pretend, and I guess that is the best I can do here.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

It just embarrasses me that you still play those wiggler games. Is that a form of being cheered up?

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

For you, I think that, uh, it might be, heh.

England also tells, um, really great fairy stories, if you do not get him started, about how much he loves them, then he loses track, of the, um, plot, and sometimes starts ranting about touching my head, but that is, uh, okay.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Perfect, he doesn't sound dangerously insane at all.

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

Wow, I am actually, pretty excited right now, because, this is the most fun I have had, since me and, um, Vriska, destroyed everything remotely breakable, in a bowling alley, heh heh.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

...

Are you spending time with her?

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

Only in a, um, forced environment, and I absolutely checked all the windows first.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Well, luckily for you, I don't really want to talk about the bowling thing right now.