♋ PCG 12

[crusthatecean]

[Phone; Not Filtered]

I don't remember where all of the new arrivals live yet, so if you are a human, show some common courtesy and don't respond because this doesn't concern you. Except Jade and Egbert and friends in a tangential way, I fucking guess. The point is, I don't need anyone wasting my time here, this is important and also only directed at members of my own species who know who they are.

Judging from the strange activity I saw earlier, the town is entering another one of its phases where it becomes suddenly and inexplicably dangerous. The ugly decaying humans shambling about the blocks will attempt to attack and should not be approached.

Considering the danger and how goddamn many of you are scattered around the town, I'm calling for a roll call now. If I haven't had audio hook contact from all of you in the next hour, I am going shithive on your expression palates with the business end of my hate sickle, so get to it. That's, if I'm recalling correctly, Sollux, Kanaya, Gamzee, Nepeta, Equius, Terezi, Feferi, Eridan, and Vriska I need to hear from right away.

Everyone needs to stick together and no one is to go wandering off on their own or even more moronically, fighting these town entities on their own. My hive here, which can be found at 1338 Benny Road, can be used as a secure place to gather ourselves, but if you are far away and unsure if you can make it by yourself, let me know. Whatever you choose to do, we will be initiating the partner system. This is not optional. After you've contacted me, if you're by yourself, I will be assigning you a partner nearby. No fucking complaining about who you're assigned, I don't want to hear it.

Gamzee, Jade, stay where you are, secure the exits, and take stock of our food supplies. I'll be there soon.

((OOC: Feel free to reply even if he said this message doesn't apply to you and don't reply; that's what I'm expecting.

I will also be putting up a log soon for 1338 Benny Road; if you'd like your character to hide out there for the event, let me know! Karkat will probably only be allowing castmates and very close CR to stay, unfortunately, because that's the kind of asshole he is.

Edit: log is up!))

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[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[Staying put is definitely an order he can be carrying out, because the first thing Gamzee does after regaining his troll body is completely fail to notice he's regained his troll body and get his horns jammed into the bottom of a cupboard. Just...trying to wriggle himself back out here...]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Well, fuck. When he doesn't hear from Gamzee, that just makes him more determined to get back to his hive in time.

He's here now, though, and coming inside.]

Jade? Gamzee?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Best friend? That you? Hey, you're back!

[Automatically tries to straighten up and greet Karkat with a hug, only to yelp as his horns get jammed in even further. We are dealing with a genuius here.]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Gam...

[Coming to find him, and seeing that he has his troll body back and stopping in his tracks. He left him here alone like this, and he swore that wouldn't happen again, but he left him alone and he only came back now because of the zombies and he feels like such a fucking piece of shit for that.]

You fucking moron, I told you to call me.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Call you about what?

[Finally manages to pry himself loose! He rubs his horns a little gingerly, then blinks and starts groping them.]

Whoooooooooa. Shit, I got my motherfuckin' horns back! Man, I really missed these motherfuckers, even if I up and forgot how easy it was to get them stuck in shit, hahaha.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

How long have they been like this?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[just going to wildly misinterpret this] Uhhh...I dunno, I've always had pretty motherfuckin' tall horns.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I told you to call me if you became a troll again, Gamzee. You said you would fucking do that one simple thing.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[blinks at Karkat

glances down at his arms

looks absolutely astounded that they are grey and no longer pink yes he just noticed this]

Whoooooooooooa, shit! Yeah, I think being a troll again is definitely a motherfuckin' miracle that was happening here. Awww, I'm kinda gonna miss that starmonkey body.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Tell me you regained some of your pies, too.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Naaaaw, they still ain't be hitting me up with none of my sopor yet. It's cool though, I've still got a lot of starmonkey ones left if you're all up and wanting some.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

No.

[Glancing out the window. He's not sure he can still make the post office; just the short distance here was dangerous by himself.]

How are you feeling?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[blinks] Motherfuckin' fine, bro. I didn't bump my horns that hard.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

When you came here, you told me something.

You said right before you left, you weren't feeling so hot. Do you still feel like that?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

I did?

[Wow, give him a few moments here while he tries to access his memory, this is pretty difficult for him considering how long ago it was...]

Uhhhh...naaaw, it's all good up in here. I ain't feeling any different from usual. [The fact that he's not going through withdrawal helps a lot with that...]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Okay. That's good.

If that changes, you need to actually tell me this time, okay? I can go get something that will fix it, but it's not going to be easy to do that until this clears up.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Haha, that's real motherfuckin' sweet of you, but you don't need to be worrying about me if there's bigger shit going down. I'll be fine, I got my faith that the messiahs will be all up looking out for me.

And uhh...until what clears up, best friend?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Weren't you even listening?

Another one of the things where the town decides to do terrible shit is happening right now. There are undead humans walking about hungering for our flesh, and apparently if you get bitten, you become one of them.

All of this amounts to, we're staying the fuck inside.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[He was not, on account of being stuck in a cupboard.]

Shit, you saying those weird motherfuckin' starmonkeys walking around outside are rainbow drinkers? They ain't glowing or nothing though.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

They're something else. A human thing called a zombie. But they are extremely dangerous nonetheless.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Aww, all the starmonkeys I've been talking to here are real motherfuckin' nice though. Maybe they just need to be slamming a choice slice like the imps in the game, help get their zone on.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

No.

Also, that's not true about the imps in the game either, but that's besides the point. Don't let yourself get bitten by one of them, that is an order.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Sure motherfuckin' thing, best friend, I will definitely be on the look out for any starmonkey fangs headed my way. I ain't wanting to get bitten either, that don't sound like a real fun time.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Good.

Help me check for supplies. We're going to have a lot of us staying over here for the next week or however long it takes, and I need to know what we have in food and bandages and shit.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

On it, bro. Food ain't a problem, I still got a shit load of motherfuckin' pies all captchalogued. We inviting all our motherfuckin' friends on over? Haha, does this mean I can be bringing in the horn pile in case anyone needs to be getting their feelings jam on?