crusthatecean: (you and me were never meant to be)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-09-17 09:33 pm

♋ PCG 12

[Phone; Not Filtered]

I don't remember where all of the new arrivals live yet, so if you are a human, show some common courtesy and don't respond because this doesn't concern you. Except Jade and Egbert and friends in a tangential way, I fucking guess. The point is, I don't need anyone wasting my time here, this is important and also only directed at members of my own species who know who they are.

Judging from the strange activity I saw earlier, the town is entering another one of its phases where it becomes suddenly and inexplicably dangerous. The ugly decaying humans shambling about the blocks will attempt to attack and should not be approached.

Considering the danger and how goddamn many of you are scattered around the town, I'm calling for a roll call now. If I haven't had audio hook contact from all of you in the next hour, I am going shithive on your expression palates with the business end of my hate sickle, so get to it. That's, if I'm recalling correctly, Sollux, Kanaya, Gamzee, Nepeta, Equius, Terezi, Feferi, Eridan, and Vriska I need to hear from right away.

Everyone needs to stick together and no one is to go wandering off on their own or even more moronically, fighting these town entities on their own. My hive here, which can be found at 1338 Benny Road, can be used as a secure place to gather ourselves, but if you are far away and unsure if you can make it by yourself, let me know. Whatever you choose to do, we will be initiating the partner system. This is not optional. After you've contacted me, if you're by yourself, I will be assigning you a partner nearby. No fucking complaining about who you're assigned, I don't want to hear it.

Gamzee, Jade, stay where you are, secure the exits, and take stock of our food supplies. I'll be there soon.

((OOC: Feel free to reply even if he said this message doesn't apply to you and don't reply; that's what I'm expecting.

I will also be putting up a log soon for 1338 Benny Road; if you'd like your character to hide out there for the event, let me know! Karkat will probably only be allowing castmates and very close CR to stay, unfortunately, because that's the kind of asshole he is.

Edit: log is up!))

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. That's good.

If that changes, you need to actually tell me this time, okay? I can go get something that will fix it, but it's not going to be easy to do that until this clears up.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, that's real motherfuckin' sweet of you, but you don't need to be worrying about me if there's bigger shit going down. I'll be fine, I got my faith that the messiahs will be all up looking out for me.

And uhh...until what clears up, best friend?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Weren't you even listening?

Another one of the things where the town decides to do terrible shit is happening right now. There are undead humans walking about hungering for our flesh, and apparently if you get bitten, you become one of them.

All of this amounts to, we're staying the fuck inside.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[He was not, on account of being stuck in a cupboard.]

Shit, you saying those weird motherfuckin' starmonkeys walking around outside are rainbow drinkers? They ain't glowing or nothing though.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
They're something else. A human thing called a zombie. But they are extremely dangerous nonetheless.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, all the starmonkeys I've been talking to here are real motherfuckin' nice though. Maybe they just need to be slamming a choice slice like the imps in the game, help get their zone on.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

Also, that's not true about the imps in the game either, but that's besides the point. Don't let yourself get bitten by one of them, that is an order.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure motherfuckin' thing, best friend, I will definitely be on the look out for any starmonkey fangs headed my way. I ain't wanting to get bitten either, that don't sound like a real fun time.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Good.

Help me check for supplies. We're going to have a lot of us staying over here for the next week or however long it takes, and I need to know what we have in food and bandages and shit.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
On it, bro. Food ain't a problem, I still got a shit load of motherfuckin' pies all captchalogued. We inviting all our motherfuckin' friends on over? Haha, does this mean I can be bringing in the horn pile in case anyone needs to be getting their feelings jam on?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Pie isn't fucking food, and no, the horn pile is not a goddamn priority right now.