♋ PCG 12

[crusthatecean]

[Phone; Not Filtered]

I don't remember where all of the new arrivals live yet, so if you are a human, show some common courtesy and don't respond because this doesn't concern you. Except Jade and Egbert and friends in a tangential way, I fucking guess. The point is, I don't need anyone wasting my time here, this is important and also only directed at members of my own species who know who they are.

Judging from the strange activity I saw earlier, the town is entering another one of its phases where it becomes suddenly and inexplicably dangerous. The ugly decaying humans shambling about the blocks will attempt to attack and should not be approached.

Considering the danger and how goddamn many of you are scattered around the town, I'm calling for a roll call now. If I haven't had audio hook contact from all of you in the next hour, I am going shithive on your expression palates with the business end of my hate sickle, so get to it. That's, if I'm recalling correctly, Sollux, Kanaya, Gamzee, Nepeta, Equius, Terezi, Feferi, Eridan, and Vriska I need to hear from right away.

Everyone needs to stick together and no one is to go wandering off on their own or even more moronically, fighting these town entities on their own. My hive here, which can be found at 1338 Benny Road, can be used as a secure place to gather ourselves, but if you are far away and unsure if you can make it by yourself, let me know. Whatever you choose to do, we will be initiating the partner system. This is not optional. After you've contacted me, if you're by yourself, I will be assigning you a partner nearby. No fucking complaining about who you're assigned, I don't want to hear it.

Gamzee, Jade, stay where you are, secure the exits, and take stock of our food supplies. I'll be there soon.

((OOC: Feel free to reply even if he said this message doesn't apply to you and don't reply; that's what I'm expecting.

I will also be putting up a log soon for 1338 Benny Road; if you'd like your character to hide out there for the event, let me know! Karkat will probably only be allowing castmates and very close CR to stay, unfortunately, because that's the kind of asshole he is.

Edit: log is up!))

Comments

phone;

[cullscuttlefish]

...in that case, I'll come over there. I think I'll be safer with you. Should I bring anything?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Anything you can use to defend yourself and any extra food you have around.

voice;

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Careful, Mr. Vantas. Your concern for the well being of your team is showing.

[heh.]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Hi.

I'm just going to assume you were too stupid to understand what I was saying here, so I'll put it in simpler terms.

This. Message. Is. Not. Directed. At. You.

[bitemescumbag.livejournal.com]

[Yeah guess what human doesn't have common courtesy. This one.]

Nice moxie ya got there, kid.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, you're a troll too? This is incredible! I thought we were the only survivors, but since I was extremely fucking clear about who I want to hear from during this call, I must have been wrong.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

I'm touched to hear you care about my safety tangentially.

Truly moved.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Since when are you even here?

phone;

[stealsluck.livejournal.com]

Woooooooow! Are you seriously calling to check up on me, Vantas? Shiiiiiiit, something must really be bad to make you freak the fuck out. More than usual anyway!!!!!!!!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Just for that, your assigned partner is Eridan. Stick together, you two.

[action]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[Staying put is definitely an order he can be carrying out, because the first thing Gamzee does after regaining his troll body is completely fail to notice he's regained his troll body and get his horns jammed into the bottom of a cupboard. Just...trying to wriggle himself back out here...]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Well, fuck. When he doesn't hear from Gamzee, that just makes him more determined to get back to his hive in time.

He's here now, though, and coming inside.]

Jade? Gamzee?

Phone;

[a1a100.livejournal.com]

I'm thafe for now but I'm going to thtay with Egbert. Unleth he dethideth to go over there, we'll be at our houthe.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Are you serious?

I told you you might fucking die. What part of that didn't you understand? You do realize that Egbert's combat skills extend to his experience in fighting not to wet himself every time an imp attacks?

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Wow man.

I didn't know you cared in a non-weird-troll-hatemance-relationship kind of way. I think I might shed a few tears if I still had any fucking tear ducts.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck would you call me twice just to basically repeat yourself?

action

[echidna]

[ Jade is, or has been, hard at work securing doors and windows. Now however she stands nervously at the window in the living room, fingering the curtains nervously and gazing out at the street. ]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Coming in from the kitchen!]

Hey.

[windplay.livejournal.com]

Hehe, you sound really growly!

Or... that's what I would say if it was any other time. Don't get mad at Sollux, Karkat. He's only trying to help.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

John?

You aren't here two human days and you're already a sickening disappointment. Also, stay out of my business.

[acted out events by permission of the great sizlaria who has forgotten tavros]

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

Uh, by the way, I am also here.

[i don't mean to be rude but if you're going to tag my posts please use the correct tags (unsure)]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I know you're here, Tavros.

You're also in the other room and I can hear you without the audio hook, so I didn't think you needed to check in.

[cantwhinnyemall.livejournal.com]

I am reporting in as ordered.

Have you any further instruction.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Get your ugly ass down here, and bring as much food and potential weapons as you can safely carry, keeping in mind you'll have to defend yourself along the way. Don't get bitten.

Your partner is Nepeta, so pick her up on your way over or something if you weren't going to do that already. Terezi is also over there, so you might grab her, too.

[chastesaw]

Is that what is occurring right now?

Very well I will be there shortly. But I feel vulnerable without a weapon--

--Please wait one moment I will be right back.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[waiting!]

[tacklepounce.livejournal.com]

Repurrting in, mister big impurrtant leader, sir!

Me and Pounce will go wherefur you want.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Okay.

I'm assigning Equius as your partner, that just makes sense. You can go with him on his way down to my hive, and also Terezi if she wants to come. Bring food if you can carry it, but it's more important that you're able to defend yourself and not get bitten.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[...oh. he mentioned her. so she should reply.

she doesn't sound too good, though.]

...Okay. Is there anything I should bring?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Not focusing on how she sounds, and just giving her the same answer he gave everyone else.]

Food if you can carry it, but it's more important that you're able to defend yourself so they can't attack.

Don't come by yourself. Nepeta and Equius are in your area and are coming, or I know Strider lives near you. Stay with one of them so you can watch each others' backs.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

You showin' concern for me Kar? I swear I am not sure how to be readin' these mixed signals you're givin' me. First you're hatin' me an' now you're showin' all a' the concern because of some shamblin' undead humans.

[He's sounding actually really happy that you're not telling him to go die in the undead apocalypse.]
Never the less Eridan Ampora reportin' in. Long as I can be findin' a rifle I should be fine gettin' there I've spent so much time killin' angels these shamblin' pieces a' shit aren't gonna be a problem.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

The most generic concern possible, based solely on the fact that you're a member of my species as much as I would prefer otherwise, and also I may change my mind.

The same rule that applied to Vriska applies to you. If you cross any lines, look at anyone in a way I don't like, or if I'm just generally in an irritable mood, you're out. Also, Kanaya will be there, and she has a chainsaw with your name on it.