♋ PCG 12

[crusthatecean]

[Phone; Not Filtered]

I don't remember where all of the new arrivals live yet, so if you are a human, show some common courtesy and don't respond because this doesn't concern you. Except Jade and Egbert and friends in a tangential way, I fucking guess. The point is, I don't need anyone wasting my time here, this is important and also only directed at members of my own species who know who they are.

Judging from the strange activity I saw earlier, the town is entering another one of its phases where it becomes suddenly and inexplicably dangerous. The ugly decaying humans shambling about the blocks will attempt to attack and should not be approached.

Considering the danger and how goddamn many of you are scattered around the town, I'm calling for a roll call now. If I haven't had audio hook contact from all of you in the next hour, I am going shithive on your expression palates with the business end of my hate sickle, so get to it. That's, if I'm recalling correctly, Sollux, Kanaya, Gamzee, Nepeta, Equius, Terezi, Feferi, Eridan, and Vriska I need to hear from right away.

Everyone needs to stick together and no one is to go wandering off on their own or even more moronically, fighting these town entities on their own. My hive here, which can be found at 1338 Benny Road, can be used as a secure place to gather ourselves, but if you are far away and unsure if you can make it by yourself, let me know. Whatever you choose to do, we will be initiating the partner system. This is not optional. After you've contacted me, if you're by yourself, I will be assigning you a partner nearby. No fucking complaining about who you're assigned, I don't want to hear it.

Gamzee, Jade, stay where you are, secure the exits, and take stock of our food supplies. I'll be there soon.

((OOC: Feel free to reply even if he said this message doesn't apply to you and don't reply; that's what I'm expecting.

I will also be putting up a log soon for 1338 Benny Road; if you'd like your character to hide out there for the event, let me know! Karkat will probably only be allowing castmates and very close CR to stay, unfortunately, because that's the kind of asshole he is.

Edit: log is up!))

Comments

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Wow man.

I didn't know you cared in a non-weird-troll-hatemance-relationship kind of way. I think I might shed a few tears if I still had any fucking tear ducts.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck would you call me twice just to basically repeat yourself?

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Because you clearly need a double dose of Dave to make your life just that much more awesome.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Wrong.

Anyway, good luck not dying. I sort of hope you do, though.

Goodbye.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Wow not even going to flip out and yell in capslock at me? You really are fucking worried.

And don't worry about me, they never kill the plucky animal mascots in this shit. Unless it's like, Will Smith's dog or something. I think those were supposed to be vampire though.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what you're talking about or how you know anything about Will Smith, but you can trust me that I don't care about that or about whatever happens to you.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Awesome guess I'll just fly over to your house after I'm done with the all-you-can-eat eyeball buffet going on outside.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Sure, whatever that hideously disgusting thing you just said was, that sounds fine by me. And by fine I mean it's Harley's hive too so I'll have to grudgingly accept it.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're living with Jade? Goddamn she seemed pretty sane when I saw her but maybe she's just hiding it.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I've been playing horrible games with her thinkpan that only one who has witnessed it can understand. She may seem fine on the surface, but that's only because you can't see the transfixing mess bubbling below.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

I knew it goddamn now I'm gonna have to play feathery orange therapist to her and pry the grasp of your trollian influence out of her poor, susceptible brain, softened by years of hellbeast irradiation.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

Anyway, as I've said far too many times, I'm fucking busy.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Damn, really? Never would have thought it.

Don't be surprised when some really awesome crow shows up pecking at your windows, I mean, it's not me since I'm definitely the Dave who called you five minutes ago, but you should probably let the poor thing in before it turns into zombie KFC.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Oh good, thanks for letting me know exactly what not to let into my hive.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Good thing you sure don't live with the most space-googly furry-loving little girl to ever get raised on a tropical island by a glowing hellbeast, because that would pretty much ruin your attempts to keep talking orange crows out of the house.