♋ PCG 12

[crusthatecean]

[Phone; Not Filtered]

I don't remember where all of the new arrivals live yet, so if you are a human, show some common courtesy and don't respond because this doesn't concern you. Except Jade and Egbert and friends in a tangential way, I fucking guess. The point is, I don't need anyone wasting my time here, this is important and also only directed at members of my own species who know who they are.

Judging from the strange activity I saw earlier, the town is entering another one of its phases where it becomes suddenly and inexplicably dangerous. The ugly decaying humans shambling about the blocks will attempt to attack and should not be approached.

Considering the danger and how goddamn many of you are scattered around the town, I'm calling for a roll call now. If I haven't had audio hook contact from all of you in the next hour, I am going shithive on your expression palates with the business end of my hate sickle, so get to it. That's, if I'm recalling correctly, Sollux, Kanaya, Gamzee, Nepeta, Equius, Terezi, Feferi, Eridan, and Vriska I need to hear from right away.

Everyone needs to stick together and no one is to go wandering off on their own or even more moronically, fighting these town entities on their own. My hive here, which can be found at 1338 Benny Road, can be used as a secure place to gather ourselves, but if you are far away and unsure if you can make it by yourself, let me know. Whatever you choose to do, we will be initiating the partner system. This is not optional. After you've contacted me, if you're by yourself, I will be assigning you a partner nearby. No fucking complaining about who you're assigned, I don't want to hear it.

Gamzee, Jade, stay where you are, secure the exits, and take stock of our food supplies. I'll be there soon.

((OOC: Feel free to reply even if he said this message doesn't apply to you and don't reply; that's what I'm expecting.

I will also be putting up a log soon for 1338 Benny Road; if you'd like your character to hide out there for the event, let me know! Karkat will probably only be allowing castmates and very close CR to stay, unfortunately, because that's the kind of asshole he is.

Edit: log is up!))

Comments

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

No, but I'm assured the result isn't good.

If this is your new counter-trolling technique, it needs work. Also, I don't have time for this.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

If low budget horror films are to be believed, you become one of them.

I dunno, is that really so bad?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Well, if your goal was so cause me to roll my ocular globes at the audio hook so hard the room is spinning, then congratulations are in order.

Otherwise, shut up and tell me if that's actually what happens if you get bitten or if you're just fucking with me, keeping in mind that I may or may not be currently responsible for Jade's life. Assuming you care about that, otherwise replace that with someone you do care about whose life is also in my hands right now.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Then it sounds like your eyes are...

Wait hold up what was that about Jade? [ ugh. ] Fine yeah that's probably what happens. Don't think it's just biting either, if they get any of themselves on you you're kinda fucked. Probably best to just barricade your asses in and sit tight until... I dunno. Whatever the hell happens that gets things back to normal. Is Jade with you right now?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Not just yet, but I'm going to where she is right away. We live together here, and we're planning on barricading as much as we can.

Where do you live?

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Keep an eye on her then.

306 Miller. It's just me over here. And me.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I plan on it.

And you're neighbors with Terezi. Perfect.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

I'll swing by sometime. You know, to make sure you guys aren't totally fucking up. [ it's how he shows he... cares... ]

Yeah. Funny how that works out huh.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

If you need an escort to our hive, then she can prevent you from meeting your well-deserved death at the hands of the undead.

I can't believe I'm even implicitly showing recognition of your irritating shitty drawning based friendship, but geographically speaking it just makes sense.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

No I can look after myself. [ the idea of jade looking after him is kind of humiliating. ] Besides if I'm going to die I might as well go all out in a blaze of glory. That'd be harder to do with her there.

I'm glad to hear you've recognized our mutual appreciation for artistic talent. That means a lot to the both of us I'm sure.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Sure, right. I forgot, you're the stubborn douchebag whose fragile pride has to be catered to by everyone in your session.

Fortunately, you aren't my responsibility.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Oh damn you're right I don't know how to take this shocking revelation. Suddenly I see the light I'm going to turn everything around.

Is this where we hug because I'm actually not very okay with that. Plus it's kind of impossible over the phone.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I think we can be in agreement here that hugs aren't necessary.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Glad we're on the same page as far as that subject goes then.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm satisfied ending this conversation on that high note.

As a parting pleasantry I'll say that I don't hope you die, I just happen to have no opinion on the subject of your death one way or the other. So be as careful as you feel is necessary.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Cool right back at you.

Do what you gotta do. [ pause. ] And look after Jade.