Karkat Vantas (
crusthatecean) wrote2011-09-17 09:33 pm
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♋ PCG 12
[Phone; Not Filtered]
I don't remember where all of the new arrivals live yet, so if you are a human, show some common courtesy and don't respond because this doesn't concern you. Except Jade and Egbert and friends in a tangential way, I fucking guess. The point is, I don't need anyone wasting my time here, this is important and also only directed at members of my own species who know who they are.
Judging from the strange activity I saw earlier, the town is entering another one of its phases where it becomes suddenly and inexplicably dangerous. The ugly decaying humans shambling about the blocks will attempt to attack and should not be approached.
Considering the danger and how goddamn many of you are scattered around the town, I'm calling for a roll call now. If I haven't had audio hook contact from all of you in the next hour, I am going shithive on your expression palates with the business end of my hate sickle, so get to it. That's, if I'm recalling correctly, Sollux, Kanaya, Gamzee, Nepeta, Equius, Terezi, Feferi, Eridan, and Vriska I need to hear from right away.
Everyone needs to stick together and no one is to go wandering off on their own or even more moronically, fighting these town entities on their own. My hive here, which can be found at 1338 Benny Road, can be used as a secure place to gather ourselves, but if you are far away and unsure if you can make it by yourself, let me know. Whatever you choose to do, we will be initiating the partner system. This is not optional. After you've contacted me, if you're by yourself, I will be assigning you a partner nearby. No fucking complaining about who you're assigned, I don't want to hear it.
Gamzee, Jade, stay where you are, secure the exits, and take stock of our food supplies. I'll be there soon.
((OOC: Feel free to reply even if he said this message doesn't apply to you and don't reply; that's what I'm expecting.
I will also be putting up a log soon for 1338 Benny Road; if you'd like your character to hide out there for the event, let me know! Karkat will probably only be allowing castmates and very close CR to stay, unfortunately, because that's the kind of asshole he is.
Edit: log is up!))
I don't remember where all of the new arrivals live yet, so if you are a human, show some common courtesy and don't respond because this doesn't concern you. Except Jade and Egbert and friends in a tangential way, I fucking guess. The point is, I don't need anyone wasting my time here, this is important and also only directed at members of my own species who know who they are.
Judging from the strange activity I saw earlier, the town is entering another one of its phases where it becomes suddenly and inexplicably dangerous. The ugly decaying humans shambling about the blocks will attempt to attack and should not be approached.
Considering the danger and how goddamn many of you are scattered around the town, I'm calling for a roll call now. If I haven't had audio hook contact from all of you in the next hour, I am going shithive on your expression palates with the business end of my hate sickle, so get to it. That's, if I'm recalling correctly, Sollux, Kanaya, Gamzee, Nepeta, Equius, Terezi, Feferi, Eridan, and Vriska I need to hear from right away.
Everyone needs to stick together and no one is to go wandering off on their own or even more moronically, fighting these town entities on their own. My hive here, which can be found at 1338 Benny Road, can be used as a secure place to gather ourselves, but if you are far away and unsure if you can make it by yourself, let me know. Whatever you choose to do, we will be initiating the partner system. This is not optional. After you've contacted me, if you're by yourself, I will be assigning you a partner nearby. No fucking complaining about who you're assigned, I don't want to hear it.
Gamzee, Jade, stay where you are, secure the exits, and take stock of our food supplies. I'll be there soon.
((OOC: Feel free to reply even if he said this message doesn't apply to you and don't reply; that's what I'm expecting.
I will also be putting up a log soon for 1338 Benny Road; if you'd like your character to hide out there for the event, let me know! Karkat will probably only be allowing castmates and very close CR to stay, unfortunately, because that's the kind of asshole he is.
Edit: log is up!))
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You aren't here two human days and you're already a sickening disappointment. Also, stay out of my business.
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Also, I want to make sure Jade and Vriska are okay. They are, right?
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They are fine, because they're both being sensible and coming to my hive for safety.
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We met each other in this really strange house. It had our pictures and everything, and one of them showed me getting a clown doll for Christmas. Bluh! But it turns out we are supposed to live together and that's how we became buddies.
But that's good. I am glad you guys are safe.
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Take an obvious hint when it's tossed your way. We'll be safer if we don't splinter off. The partner system was always intended to be for the psychopaths who will refuse to listen to me, but it turns out even they see the inherent wisdom in my plan.
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Honestly, I have lost my windy powers since arriving, but I'll try to be of help? I have watched enough zombie flicks to know how this goes.
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Do me a favor and arm yourself before coming. Also, if you do bother coming down my way, bring as much food as you can safely carry.
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Okay, you got it!
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But if I somehow ever turn, you can be the one to off me as a last show of our friendship.
[ Though his tone chimed in a rather joking manner, John meant his words. ]
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[ Click. ]
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