crusthatecean: (you and me were never meant to be)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-09-17 09:33 pm

♋ PCG 12

[Phone; Not Filtered]

I don't remember where all of the new arrivals live yet, so if you are a human, show some common courtesy and don't respond because this doesn't concern you. Except Jade and Egbert and friends in a tangential way, I fucking guess. The point is, I don't need anyone wasting my time here, this is important and also only directed at members of my own species who know who they are.

Judging from the strange activity I saw earlier, the town is entering another one of its phases where it becomes suddenly and inexplicably dangerous. The ugly decaying humans shambling about the blocks will attempt to attack and should not be approached.

Considering the danger and how goddamn many of you are scattered around the town, I'm calling for a roll call now. If I haven't had audio hook contact from all of you in the next hour, I am going shithive on your expression palates with the business end of my hate sickle, so get to it. That's, if I'm recalling correctly, Sollux, Kanaya, Gamzee, Nepeta, Equius, Terezi, Feferi, Eridan, and Vriska I need to hear from right away.

Everyone needs to stick together and no one is to go wandering off on their own or even more moronically, fighting these town entities on their own. My hive here, which can be found at 1338 Benny Road, can be used as a secure place to gather ourselves, but if you are far away and unsure if you can make it by yourself, let me know. Whatever you choose to do, we will be initiating the partner system. This is not optional. After you've contacted me, if you're by yourself, I will be assigning you a partner nearby. No fucking complaining about who you're assigned, I don't want to hear it.

Gamzee, Jade, stay where you are, secure the exits, and take stock of our food supplies. I'll be there soon.

((OOC: Feel free to reply even if he said this message doesn't apply to you and don't reply; that's what I'm expecting.

I will also be putting up a log soon for 1338 Benny Road; if you'd like your character to hide out there for the event, let me know! Karkat will probably only be allowing castmates and very close CR to stay, unfortunately, because that's the kind of asshole he is.

Edit: log is up!))

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I know that?

[Considering]

Oh, wait, actually, I do. It's basically the same as our blood, just a different color than what most of us have. My female assigned human lusus can remove its stains from clothing.
chastesaw: (To Dance Across The Stars)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-09-19 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh good. Then this might not be so terrible after all.

Other than the lingering threat of impending devouring, that is.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, we might get eaten to death but at least you'll look good doing it.
chastesaw: (My Little Red Dress)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-09-19 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, exactly.

I am, you could say, airquotes, dressed to kill.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Out of my regard for you and my conviction that I'd like that to continue, I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that.
chastesaw: (Feeling Quite Pleasant)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-09-19 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought it was funny.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounded like a line from a terrible human movie.
chastesaw: (To Dance Across The Stars)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-09-20 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, hence the presence of airquotes. *She did not actually perform airquotes. She just said it.*