♋ PCG 13

[crusthatecean]

[Action, 1338 Benny Road; Thursday afternoon]

[Well, Karkat intended to go to the Post Office as soon as the zombie threat was finished. But early the next morning, he was forced to go to school instead, so it's not until afterward that he's able to make it.

Finally, he manages to make it back to his hive with an unwieldy recuperacoon, only to be greeted by Jade's drone, even though she was fine just earlier that day. Between being stuck as a human again and finding out about that, he's in a bad mood, so he'll just be sitting on the couch channel flipping next to the recuperacoon and judging everything on TV.]

[Phone]

Guess what? I'm human again. Karkat, really? You're human? Wow, I didn't recognize you at all! How'd that happen? When are you going back to normal? What do you look like now? Wait, we've never met, but you're were a species other than human in the first place?

There, that's all out of the way. We can now returned to your regularly scheduled not giving a shit about this. Anyone who does decide to bother me about this subject will be ignored in the iciest fashion possible.

In much more important but equally beyond our ability to do anything about news, Harley is apparently panscrubbed. No, I don't know why or how long she'll be gone for.

((OOC: Karkat is human again, and will be until I say otherwise even if I use his troll icons. He looks pretty much the same only not grey with horns and with browner hair and brown eyes. Not red like in the icons, yeah.))

Comments

[spiraldoll.livejournal.com]

[[she's gonna bring it up anyway, regardless of being ignored! that's nia for you...]]

You're human... again? Do you no longer have your horns, then? [[!!!]] So, then... That means you can change bodies, here?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

No, I don't.

[He actually likes her, though, so he'll answer.]

Everyone is human when they get here. People don't usually just change back, though.

[spiraldoll.livejournal.com]

Everyone...? But, I have met many animals here. The other day, I met a bird named Dave. He said he was not human, but he was not entirely a bird. He was... He said he had arms. But, here, he does not.

[[a thoughtful 'hrm'.]] You are not a human, but there is much about you that looks human. Is there a lot that is different about your human body?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Dave is a special case, because he's a jackass you shouldn't talk to.

I don't think I look that different as a human. There are biological differences but I'm still recognizable if you're not a complete idiot.

[spiraldoll.livejournal.com]

He did not seem bad at all! I liked talking to him. And, he is a very pretty bird. Is there a reason I should not speak to him...?

Well, that is a relief. You sound the same, that is certain!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Yes. You shouldn't speak to him because hes a disgusting pain in the ass no one wants around.

[spiraldoll.livejournal.com]

But... I am confused. He was not disgusting, and he seemed rather nice, actually.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

It's all a trick. Don't talk to him.

[spiraldoll.livejournal.com]

It would be rude to ignore him, though, would it not? I mean, since we have already talked, now.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

He doesn't deserve your courtesy.

[spiraldoll.livejournal.com]

I take it that you and him do not have a good past.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

It's not a big deal, I just know he's a shithead. But fine, talk to him if you want, I don't care.

[spiraldoll.livejournal.com]

Alright then! [[she laughs again. she just... doesn't get anything, sometimes.]]

But, aah, "panscrubbed". What does that mean, Karkat? Is this Harley person going to be alright?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

She'll be fine.

But she left and I just don't know when she'll be back again.

[spiraldoll.livejournal.com]

Oh... That is not good. I hope she returns soon and does not find trouble...!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too.