Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-09-22 08:46 pm

♋ PCG 13

[Action, 1338 Benny Road; Thursday afternoon]

[Well, Karkat intended to go to the Post Office as soon as the zombie threat was finished. But early the next morning, he was forced to go to school instead, so it's not until afterward that he's able to make it.

Finally, he manages to make it back to his hive with an unwieldy recuperacoon, only to be greeted by Jade's drone, even though she was fine just earlier that day. Between being stuck as a human again and finding out about that, he's in a bad mood, so he'll just be sitting on the couch channel flipping next to the recuperacoon and judging everything on TV.]


[Phone]

Guess what? I'm human again. Karkat, really? You're human? Wow, I didn't recognize you at all! How'd that happen? When are you going back to normal? What do you look like now? Wait, we've never met, but you're were a species other than human in the first place?

There, that's all out of the way. We can now returned to your regularly scheduled not giving a shit about this. Anyone who does decide to bother me about this subject will be ignored in the iciest fashion possible.

In much more important but equally beyond our ability to do anything about news, Harley is apparently panscrubbed. No, I don't know why or how long she'll be gone for.

((OOC: Karkat is human again, and will be until I say otherwise even if I use his troll icons. He looks pretty much the same only not grey with horns and with browner hair and brown eyes. Not red like in the icons, yeah.))

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Most of my friends are fucking idiots, they won't connect the dots. The ones that will know what I was really trading for anyway.

But it's fucking important this doesn't get out to the wrong person, so if you actually give a shit about this whole let's talk about feelings and aren't just satisfying your own ego because you want to be needed, which, by the way, I don't buy for a second, then you can start by humoring me on this one.

[identity profile] coolbowtie.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Cross my hearts. Won't tell a soul.

Though, I wouldn't trust the Post Man.
Edited 2011-09-26 19:00 (UTC)

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's quiet, and there's a tension in his voice suddenly.]

Why? What does he do?

[identity profile] coolbowtie.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
He's definitely not on our side, that's for sure. And while he hasn't been hostile towards us in awhile, he certainly has been in the past.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
But what does that mean about the items you receive there. I know he's done things before, but are the regains he gives safe to use and do they do what they're intended to do.

[identity profile] coolbowtie.livejournal.com 2011-09-27 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
...Well, as far as I know he's never done anything to taint them. Maybe because he can't or it's not worth it.

It's what you lose that can be dangerous, as you can't control it sometimes and he grabs what he likes from you.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-27 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I knew about that. What the fuck ever. I never asked for him to make me human again, but it's not the worst thing that could happen.

What I traded for wasn't for me, so I need to know that it won't fucking explode or something.