Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-10-25 12:41 am
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♋ PCG 16

[Action]

[Well, someone is sure in a good mood today! Karkat is going about doing his morning chores and heading off to school smiling and whistling.

Wait, what?

Something is definitely not right.]

[Action; Later]

[Out on the lawn of 1338 Benny Road, Karkat is helpfully whistling and doing the lawnmowing.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, another Karkat runs up to him and punches him in the face.]
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[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh. OH FUCK. WHICH IS THE REAL KARKAT......]

Stop! Uuuurgh, oh my god, I can't stand the sight of you actively engaging in your self-hate fetish where the entire world can see.

[Terezi drags along her doppleganger by the rope and tries to break up the Karkats.] Karkats, stop!

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not a fucking fetish, and don't pretend you're any different. You know we both heard how many vowels she just drew that word out to, and you've already tied her up. She so obviously fills you with just as much dislust.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean, 'different'?! Other Terezis are perfectly cool! Even when they are self-homicidal.

[Terezi shoots her other self a betrayed look. the tied-up Terezi giggles.]

He is not onto anything! And I am not feeling any kind of dislust for me! [checks the pod!Karkat's face.] Ugh, you're a bleeding mess. I figured you'd be freaking out over this by now.
Edited 2011-10-25 17:31 (UTC)

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)


Fuck you! You're not a future version of me, you're not even me!

[Punching him again.]

Also, I said disgust.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I heard the L in there just as much as you heard all eight infuriating syllables.



[Terezi resists the urge to kick her double in the shins because she's trying to set an example here. but Karkat's right. she's getting on her nerves. she tries pulling the Karkats apart again.] Ugh, see, you are doing it again! Have some dignity! Have some shame, Karkat!

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
There was no L! Besides, you're the weird one. You're the one who is probably dying to find out how you taste.

[Getting pulled off...]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[GLARES AT HIM. Karkat may notice that some of that chalk on pod!Terezi is smeared. possibly by a tongue.] I do not-



[Terezi screeches and yanks on a rope which happens to be around her other self's neck.]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Looking a little flustered, enough that he doesn't when pod Karkat punches him in the back of the head.]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Karkat that is horrifying.

Terezi grabs pod Karkat now and tries to smack him.] Ugh, I said stop!

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
He started it! He shouldn't have kidnapped me and put me in a pod.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
What makes you think it's him that did it? Are you even my Karkat?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, of course I am! He's an obvious fake.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
What if you're not?
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