♋ PCG 16

[crusthatecean]

[Action]

[Well, someone is sure in a good mood today! Karkat is going about doing his morning chores and heading off to school smiling and whistling.

Wait, what?

Something is definitely not right.]

[Action; Later]

[Out on the lawn of 1338 Benny Road, Karkat is helpfully whistling and doing the lawnmowing.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, another Karkat runs up to him and punches him in the face.]

Comments

morning 1/2

[echidna]

[ what.

what is this.

w h a t. ]

[echidna]

Wow, someone's in a good mood today!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Morning, Harley! I made pancakes!

Why don't you have a bite as soon as you brush out those matts in your hair?

[echidna]

Wow, than- [ Hey wait a second. Jade runs a hand through her hair. ] I already brushed my hair this morning.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? My mistake!

Later

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Fight, fight, fight! [though it kind of sounds like CAW CAW CAW]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Ignoring him to drive his fist into his stupid doppleganger's face.]

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah, kick that raging douchebag's ass!

You too, raging douchebag!

later

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[stares for a few seconds in dumb silence

abruptly turns without a word and goes back into the house for a few minutes

comes back out with a bowl of popcorn

sits on the porch

popcorn.gif

yeah, he's been podded too, in case anyone noticed]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't seem to notice, but after a few minutes of scuffling he'll glance up to wipe the blood off his fists.]

What the fuck is your problem?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Ain't got one, best friend, unless you're counting how motherfuckin' boring this show is being at. [munches on popcorn] S'all cool though, it's kinda real cute how you can't throw a punch worth shit.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[...Staring at him.]

Don't tell me you're a fucking pod jackass too.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Haha, the fuck's a pod? I'm just saying that for a brother who's all up in the self hate as you are, you sure hit like a motherfuckin' wiggler. [beams at him cheerfully] But there ain't nothing wrong with that, none of us can be helping how we're made. Gotta celebrate the miracles the messiahs gave us, y'know? Like how you're...uhhh...

[trails off, staring up at the sky in deep thought]

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[Terezi, covered in goo, is dragging along...

...Terezi...

uh.

what?

that seems to be what's happening. a goo-covered Terezi has a dry Terezi bound by rope and tape around her torso. her legs are free to walk. the dry, bound Terezi is covered in chalk and marker drawings.

the goo-covered Terezi calls out.]

Karkat! [she sounds pretty excited.] Karkat I got stuck in this weird recuperacoon and then someone let me out and I found this alternate timeline me. I think she's doomed or something because she tried to kill me!



You tried strangling me.



[the goo-covered Terezi sighs...... and then notices there's two Karkats.] Wait! You too?!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Karkat glances up from driving his fist into the now bloody face of doppleganger Karkat only to notice the Terezis.]

Yes, me too!

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[oh. OH FUCK. WHICH IS THE REAL KARKAT......]

Stop! Uuuurgh, oh my god, I can't stand the sight of you actively engaging in your self-hate fetish where the entire world can see.

[Terezi drags along her doppleganger by the rope and tries to break up the Karkats.] Karkats, stop!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

It's not a fucking fetish, and don't pretend you're any different. You know we both heard how many vowels she just drew that word out to, and you've already tied her up. She so obviously fills you with just as much dislust.

Action, Earlier

[chastesaw]

Karkat.

This isn't like you at all and it's actually a bit unsettling.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Just like you to be getting involved in other people's business!

[chastesaw]

Well, yes. But I hardly see how that's relevant here at the moment.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I think it's pretty relevant. I guess maybe I'm worried people will start getting annoyed about it.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[After being punched, pod Karkat helpfully tries to run over Karkat's foot with a lawnmower.]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Please, you're such an unbearable smug smiling sack of shit that they would rather have me, and that's saying something!

[Dodging the lawnmower and trying to tackle him to the ground.]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Evading the tackle and running for the door! He manages to get inside and slam it on Karkat's hand.]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[He hisses at the door slamming on his fingers, that will leave a bruise. But he forces his way inside anyway.]

Because you're still fucking me!

Can't I just be selfish and want to be the only worthless shithead around here?

[Tackling him with a headbutt to the chest.]