Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-10-25 12:41 am
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[Action]

[Well, someone is sure in a good mood today! Karkat is going about doing his morning chores and heading off to school smiling and whistling.

Wait, what?

Something is definitely not right.]

[Action; Later]

[Out on the lawn of 1338 Benny Road, Karkat is helpfully whistling and doing the lawnmowing.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, another Karkat runs up to him and punches him in the face.]
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[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Staring at him.]

Don't tell me you're a fucking pod jackass too.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, the fuck's a pod? I'm just saying that for a brother who's all up in the self hate as you are, you sure hit like a motherfuckin' wiggler. [beams at him cheerfully] But there ain't nothing wrong with that, none of us can be helping how we're made. Gotta celebrate the miracles the messiahs gave us, y'know? Like how you're...uhhh...

[trails off, staring up at the sky in deep thought]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dropping beaten up doppleganger Karkat.]

Yeah? Go on. What am I?

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[thinking...

thinking....]

Well...uhhhhh...I bet there's some motherfucker out that's all what into them nubs. Miracles happen all the time, haha. Just like there's probably a dogg who enjoys having loud and nasty noise fronted at his auricular sponge clots all the motherfuckin' time. [claps his hands] Like Equius!

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Weak. I can do better than that in my sleep. I mean, seriously, if you want to insult me, my flaws are excruciatingly obvious, I can't see how this is at all hard.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I want to insult my best motherfuckin' friend, best friend? I ain't like you.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha.

That's a little better. Anyway, I guess I should go rescue your stupid ass from a pod.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Uhhh...ain't no need for any of that shit, I'm right here. 'Sides, I don't know if I'd want you of all trolls rescuing me anyway.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Why's that?

[His tone is level. He knows exactly what Gamzee means, but he wants to hear him say it.

Even though it's not Gamzee. At least he can believe that there's a part of Gamzee smart enough and sane enough to blame him.]

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[shrugs]

You'd probably just forget about me or put it off until it don't really matter anymore. [gives Karkat a big, reassuring smile] It's cool, I know you got real important leaderly shit to do all the time. I don't mind waiting for some other motherfucker to show up.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Is that all you have? I'm pretty disappointed.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
If you're what done looking for a speech about how awful you are or some shit like that, I ain't the motherfucker you want.

I like you a whole motherfuckin' lot, remember? No matter how nasty or hurtful you can get.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
No, I don't remember, because I don't actually know you.

And I don't care what you think, either, so I'll catch you around I guess.
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