♋ PCG 16

[crusthatecean]

[Action]

[Well, someone is sure in a good mood today! Karkat is going about doing his morning chores and heading off to school smiling and whistling.

Wait, what?

Something is definitely not right.]

[Action; Later]

[Out on the lawn of 1338 Benny Road, Karkat is helpfully whistling and doing the lawnmowing.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, another Karkat runs up to him and punches him in the face.]

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[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[slowly points at the angry yelling Karkat]

So that's the real one, yeah? [the one who got his hate advances rejected...oh....

paps Karkat on the shoulder comfortingly.] It's okay, best friend, don't let this get you down. You'll fall in true black with someone who hates you back just as motherfuckin' much one day, I believe in a miracle.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[good idea, Doctor!

she goes to slap Karkat.

and misses. maybe she winds up hitting Jade or Gamzee or the Doctor or the wall. oh well. BLIND GIRL CAN'T BE TAMED BLAMED]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

It's not cheating, it was caliginous.

[Shrugging Gamzee off.]

Ugh, I don't need to be interrogated on momentary poor decisions. Everyone just fuck off.

[echidna]

[ nope Jade is not getting slapped that can hit the Doctor or Gamzee. ]

Yeah, what Gamzee said. We all believe in you!

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

[FOR A SMALL GIRL SHE HITS HARD RIGHT IN THE SPLEEN. ASSUMING TIMELORDS HAVE SPLEENS. So he's going to yelp and hold his side.]

Yes, yes, we're a very supportive household.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[w-what's with all the violence is this supposed to be some kind of caliginous orgy up in here]

Uhhhh...I think docbro might be a little too old for you, blindtits.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

O-oh... Gamzee, no way! He is like more than four hundred sweeps old or something. [looks apologetically in the Doctor's direction and pets his spleen comfortingly, and by that I mean she pats him on the elbow.]

Anyway, Karkat, you clearly are in deep denial still.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I'm not in denial. I might hate myself, but it's probably just platonic. At least right now I kind of want to die, so that doesn't really speak to black feelings.