♋ PCG 19

[crusthatecean]

[Phone]

[Karkat is calling! He sounds a little shaky this time, and he speaks quickly, dropping the normal amount of too-long-didn't-listen ranting.]

Okay, idiots, it's that fucking time again. My safe housing list for December is in the communication receptacle outside 1338 Benny Road, so come get an updated copy, or your first copy if you're new. I feel like by this point this is pretty self explanatory. If you have any information to correct or you want to add your house as a safe one, just call me.

[As he says, the list will be available in his mailbox. If you have any changes, please comment to that post!]

[Filtered to Beta Session Trolls; Hackable to 1338 Benny]

Okay, so some things. First of all, Equius and Nepeta are droned. It's fine, a lot of us have been droned and we've always come back. Anyway, they're probably just back in our session being sickening in piles of shit and not having anything awful happen to them in any way, so there's always that.

...Moving on. As I'm sure some of you have noticed, there are some trolls other than us showing up here. Adults. Some of you morons have been probably been stupid enough to talk to them.

I've been checking them out and I've come to the conclusion that we can't trust them. No matter how they seem, we just don't know enough about them, and frankly a lot about their existence is fucking suspicious.

So new rule, so ordered by your leader. No one is to talk to or otherwise communicate with any of the adult trolls. End of discussion.

Aradia, Feferi, Eridan, I need to talk to you privately.

Comments

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

That sounds useful. Where is your ship?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

947 Beula Street. Its the space battle cruiser. You can't miss it. I just ask that any people hiding there respect that other people may want to hide there too when the town is.... Stupid.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Sure, my note contains a long preamble about the importance of not being a selfish waste of space.

Can I get a name, then?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

Ruri. Hoshino Ruri. Though the town calls me Hanamura. Really its not important, Ruri is fine.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I'll get you down on next month's list, then. Thanks.

((Would you mind replying to the actual list too so I don't forget to add her?))

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

Understood. I'll make sure to stock extra nonperishable food stores.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a good idea.

I didn't mention it earlier because of...some things, but I'm Karkat. You should stop by my hive and pick up a copy of the list as it is.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

If you have access to a computer I can give you some server space to keep it on as well, but where would I be stopping by to pick it up?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

1338 Benny Road. I have a husktop; I don't know if it's compatible, but we can work to set it up.

Other journal used for pictures

[electricyousei.livejournal.com]

Understood. If you have a wireless card see if you can access the Omoikane network, if you can I can give you login credentials.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I'm looking, but not seeing anything. Like I said, I'm not human, so it's a compatibility issue. If I could see how your network runs I might be able to set something up that can access it.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

If you'd like to stop by I'll show the wireless set up. I think I set it back to be compliant with 21st century technology.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Sure, that sounds fine.

[He won't be able to get it set up because he isn't as good a programmer as he thinks he is.]

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

I'll either be here or being bored telling people not to be stupid at the school.

[If you want to hand wave it its fine, or if not that's fine too. All up to you.]