Karkat Vantas (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
crusthatecean) wrote2011-12-08 12:08 pm
crusthatecean) wrote2011-12-08 12:08 pm
♋ PCG 19
[Phone]
[Karkat is calling! He sounds a little shaky this time, and he speaks quickly, dropping the normal amount of too-long-didn't-listen ranting.]
Okay, idiots, it's that fucking time again. My safe housing list for December is in the communication receptacle outside 1338 Benny Road, so come get an updated copy, or your first copy if you're new. I feel like by this point this is pretty self explanatory. If you have any information to correct or you want to add your house as a safe one, just call me.
[As he says, the list will be available in his mailbox. If you have any changes, please comment to that post!]
[Filtered to Beta Session Trolls; Hackable to 1338 Benny]
Okay, so some things. First of all, Equius and Nepeta are droned. It's fine, a lot of us have been droned and we've always come back. Anyway, they're probably just back in our session being sickening in piles of shit and not having anything awful happen to them in any way, so there's always that.
...Moving on. As I'm sure some of you have noticed, there are some trolls other than us showing up here. Adults. Some of you morons have been probably been stupid enough to talk to them.
I've been checking them out and I've come to the conclusion that we can't trust them. No matter how they seem, we just don't know enough about them, and frankly a lot about their existence is fucking suspicious.
So new rule, so ordered by your leader. No one is to talk to or otherwise communicate with any of the adult trolls. End of discussion.
Aradia, Feferi, Eridan, I need to talk to you privately.
[Karkat is calling! He sounds a little shaky this time, and he speaks quickly, dropping the normal amount of too-long-didn't-listen ranting.]
Okay, idiots, it's that fucking time again. My safe housing list for December is in the communication receptacle outside 1338 Benny Road, so come get an updated copy, or your first copy if you're new. I feel like by this point this is pretty self explanatory. If you have any information to correct or you want to add your house as a safe one, just call me.
[As he says, the list will be available in his mailbox. If you have any changes, please comment to that post!]
[Filtered to Beta Session Trolls; Hackable to 1338 Benny]
Okay, so some things. First of all, Equius and Nepeta are droned. It's fine, a lot of us have been droned and we've always come back. Anyway, they're probably just back in our session being sickening in piles of shit and not having anything awful happen to them in any way, so there's always that.
...Moving on. As I'm sure some of you have noticed, there are some trolls other than us showing up here. Adults. Some of you morons have been probably been stupid enough to talk to them.
I've been checking them out and I've come to the conclusion that we can't trust them. No matter how they seem, we just don't know enough about them, and frankly a lot about their existence is fucking suspicious.
So new rule, so ordered by your leader. No one is to talk to or otherwise communicate with any of the adult trolls. End of discussion.
Aradia, Feferi, Eridan, I need to talk to you privately.
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Hahaha, that's what I'm all up and talking about! Does a brother real good to hear you finally preaching the blessed word, yo.
But I don't like that you're all be having problems with your motherfuckin' friends. What they be doing that's gotten you all worked up, bro?
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[He sounds sort of serious about it, too-- less grumpy Karkat, more upset and sulky. After everything that's happened recently, the guy is kind of a mess.]
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Aww, I think Kanaya and Terezi and everyone else would be real motherfuckin' down to hear you fronting that kind of salty noise.
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[Kanaya won't stop prying, and he doesn't want to think about Terezi. But he can use the cuddle anyway; today has sucked and Gamzee is the first person who hasn't put him on the defensive by questioning his motives or lecturing him, so he doesn't even protest.]
I don't have to put up with disrespect. It's not wrong of me to expect everyone to not disregard everything I have to say because of some bullshit regard for a total stranger.
I don't think I'm being fucking unreasonable or grubbish to want my hoverclaw friends un-hoverclaw to give a shit when I think something's important!
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