Karkat Vantas (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
crusthatecean) wrote2011-12-08 12:08 pm
crusthatecean) wrote2011-12-08 12:08 pm
♋ PCG 19
[Phone]
[Karkat is calling! He sounds a little shaky this time, and he speaks quickly, dropping the normal amount of too-long-didn't-listen ranting.]
Okay, idiots, it's that fucking time again. My safe housing list for December is in the communication receptacle outside 1338 Benny Road, so come get an updated copy, or your first copy if you're new. I feel like by this point this is pretty self explanatory. If you have any information to correct or you want to add your house as a safe one, just call me.
[As he says, the list will be available in his mailbox. If you have any changes, please comment to that post!]
[Filtered to Beta Session Trolls; Hackable to 1338 Benny]
Okay, so some things. First of all, Equius and Nepeta are droned. It's fine, a lot of us have been droned and we've always come back. Anyway, they're probably just back in our session being sickening in piles of shit and not having anything awful happen to them in any way, so there's always that.
...Moving on. As I'm sure some of you have noticed, there are some trolls other than us showing up here. Adults. Some of you morons have been probably been stupid enough to talk to them.
I've been checking them out and I've come to the conclusion that we can't trust them. No matter how they seem, we just don't know enough about them, and frankly a lot about their existence is fucking suspicious.
So new rule, so ordered by your leader. No one is to talk to or otherwise communicate with any of the adult trolls. End of discussion.
Aradia, Feferi, Eridan, I need to talk to you privately.
[Karkat is calling! He sounds a little shaky this time, and he speaks quickly, dropping the normal amount of too-long-didn't-listen ranting.]
Okay, idiots, it's that fucking time again. My safe housing list for December is in the communication receptacle outside 1338 Benny Road, so come get an updated copy, or your first copy if you're new. I feel like by this point this is pretty self explanatory. If you have any information to correct or you want to add your house as a safe one, just call me.
[As he says, the list will be available in his mailbox. If you have any changes, please comment to that post!]
[Filtered to Beta Session Trolls; Hackable to 1338 Benny]
Okay, so some things. First of all, Equius and Nepeta are droned. It's fine, a lot of us have been droned and we've always come back. Anyway, they're probably just back in our session being sickening in piles of shit and not having anything awful happen to them in any way, so there's always that.
...Moving on. As I'm sure some of you have noticed, there are some trolls other than us showing up here. Adults. Some of you morons have been probably been stupid enough to talk to them.
I've been checking them out and I've come to the conclusion that we can't trust them. No matter how they seem, we just don't know enough about them, and frankly a lot about their existence is fucking suspicious.
So new rule, so ordered by your leader. No one is to talk to or otherwise communicate with any of the adult trolls. End of discussion.
Aradia, Feferi, Eridan, I need to talk to you privately.
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If this is about those older trolls I'm likin' them so far...
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The reason behind my decision to swallow the bile that wells up in my protein chute every time I talk to you is that Sollux informed me that since the two of you apparently have some sort of pact involving both of you becoming matesprits since no one will ever pity either of you, he's been sharing personal information about me with you.
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[translation: don't take away my mommy kar ;_;]
Matesprits? Kar you're a fuckin' funny one you know that? The thought a' me bein' matesprits with him is enough to make me hurl. I've got Fef for that an' our alliance is because Fef an' I are matesprits an' him an' her are moirails so we'd probably be seein' a lot a' each other. More for Fef's sake than ours.
I was just wonderin what was happenin' to him, that was all... I do feel responsible for makin' him... well... blind. Besides it's not like he was tellin' me your romantic aspirations an' all a' that.
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The point is, he told you about things that happen after Kanaya rearranges you to be less of an affront to our species. And I'm telling you to keep that information to yourself.