Karkat Vantas (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
crusthatecean) wrote2011-12-08 12:08 pm
crusthatecean) wrote2011-12-08 12:08 pm
♋ PCG 19
[Phone]
[Karkat is calling! He sounds a little shaky this time, and he speaks quickly, dropping the normal amount of too-long-didn't-listen ranting.]
Okay, idiots, it's that fucking time again. My safe housing list for December is in the communication receptacle outside 1338 Benny Road, so come get an updated copy, or your first copy if you're new. I feel like by this point this is pretty self explanatory. If you have any information to correct or you want to add your house as a safe one, just call me.
[As he says, the list will be available in his mailbox. If you have any changes, please comment to that post!]
[Filtered to Beta Session Trolls; Hackable to 1338 Benny]
Okay, so some things. First of all, Equius and Nepeta are droned. It's fine, a lot of us have been droned and we've always come back. Anyway, they're probably just back in our session being sickening in piles of shit and not having anything awful happen to them in any way, so there's always that.
...Moving on. As I'm sure some of you have noticed, there are some trolls other than us showing up here. Adults. Some of you morons have been probably been stupid enough to talk to them.
I've been checking them out and I've come to the conclusion that we can't trust them. No matter how they seem, we just don't know enough about them, and frankly a lot about their existence is fucking suspicious.
So new rule, so ordered by your leader. No one is to talk to or otherwise communicate with any of the adult trolls. End of discussion.
Aradia, Feferi, Eridan, I need to talk to you privately.
[Karkat is calling! He sounds a little shaky this time, and he speaks quickly, dropping the normal amount of too-long-didn't-listen ranting.]
Okay, idiots, it's that fucking time again. My safe housing list for December is in the communication receptacle outside 1338 Benny Road, so come get an updated copy, or your first copy if you're new. I feel like by this point this is pretty self explanatory. If you have any information to correct or you want to add your house as a safe one, just call me.
[As he says, the list will be available in his mailbox. If you have any changes, please comment to that post!]
[Filtered to Beta Session Trolls; Hackable to 1338 Benny]
Okay, so some things. First of all, Equius and Nepeta are droned. It's fine, a lot of us have been droned and we've always come back. Anyway, they're probably just back in our session being sickening in piles of shit and not having anything awful happen to them in any way, so there's always that.
...Moving on. As I'm sure some of you have noticed, there are some trolls other than us showing up here. Adults. Some of you morons have been probably been stupid enough to talk to them.
I've been checking them out and I've come to the conclusion that we can't trust them. No matter how they seem, we just don't know enough about them, and frankly a lot about their existence is fucking suspicious.
So new rule, so ordered by your leader. No one is to talk to or otherwise communicate with any of the adult trolls. End of discussion.
Aradia, Feferi, Eridan, I need to talk to you privately.
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Look, I just wanted to talk to you about some things. The first is that I think Sollux needs help, his porn addiction has grown out of control. You don't even want to know what kind of shit he looks at. I think you should talk to him and try to help, if it's even possible for there to be help for him.
The second is that I think he told you some shit about the future, and I just want to make sure that your strict adherence to timeline logic will continue, and you won't go around telling everyone what he said.
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I was not aware he had a porn addiction, especially since he can't really see anymore. I will talk to him about it. I'm sure I can knock some sense into him. [Or Sollux can have the wrath of robo!girlfriend.]
He's at about the same point as I am. Maybe just a little ahead of me. I won't tell anyone though. I promise. It's just more timeline shenanigans at this point.
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Good. Well, that's all I wanted to say on that shit.
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I'm more surprised as to how he is able to acquire anything of that sort in this place. Everything seems to be pretty hard to acquire in this place.
Karkat, are you okay?
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[No, it obviously isn't.]
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[That, she doesn't believe.]
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Is that good enough of an answer? I just want to know if you're okay or not Karkat. I didn't see you during that chaos before.
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Look, things have been complicated lately. There's been a lot on my nutrition plateau. It isn't important.
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It'll be easy to find me anyways. The place put me back in the robot body for some reason.
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But I have to go find out about this stuff with Sollux. [This will not end well...]
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