Karkat Vantas (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
crusthatecean) wrote2011-05-14 08:19 am
crusthatecean) wrote2011-05-14 08:19 am
♋ PCG 1
[Accidental Phone Call | Action for 1338 Benny Road]
[When Karkat wakes up at 1338 Benny Road, his first thought is what a nice, relaxing sleep he just had. His second thought is remembering that he forbade everyone from sleeping, and nobody better be a wiseass about this.
His third thought involves him catching his reflection in the mirror in his room. Seconds later, the house will shake from the sound of him slamming open his door and shouting at no one in particular, and just happening to knock the phone off the hook mid-rant.]
--better be one fucking good explanation for this shitpile of a situation, and that explanation better be 'Karkat, you're definitely not a giant pink nubless fleshpile now, sorry for the trouble,' got it? Okay, point me in the direction of those humans in the pictures or whoever else is responsible. They better open wide, because I've got pailfuls of pure, festering hate to...great, and now this fucking thing came off the--
[There's a crashing sound and the click of a phone hanging up.]
[Later; Phone Call]
[A little bit later and a lot calmer, Karkat will make a phone call. His voice sounds measured, as though it's barely suppressing another burst of anger.]
...So. Nice human town you have here.
How do I leave?
[When Karkat wakes up at 1338 Benny Road, his first thought is what a nice, relaxing sleep he just had. His second thought is remembering that he forbade everyone from sleeping, and nobody better be a wiseass about this.
His third thought involves him catching his reflection in the mirror in his room. Seconds later, the house will shake from the sound of him slamming open his door and shouting at no one in particular, and just happening to knock the phone off the hook mid-rant.]
--better be one fucking good explanation for this shitpile of a situation, and that explanation better be 'Karkat, you're definitely not a giant pink nubless fleshpile now, sorry for the trouble,' got it? Okay, point me in the direction of those humans in the pictures or whoever else is responsible. They better open wide, because I've got pailfuls of pure, festering hate to...great, and now this fucking thing came off the--
[There's a crashing sound and the click of a phone hanging up.]
[Later; Phone Call]
[A little bit later and a lot calmer, Karkat will make a phone call. His voice sounds measured, as though it's barely suppressing another burst of anger.]
...So. Nice human town you have here.
How do I leave?
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Jegus, I do not have time for all of this bullshit.
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But it sounds like you just forgot everything that happened before you got droned. That's... disturbing-- Oh, wait, I might be getting ahead of myself. You've been here before. Did anyone tell you that yet? ♪
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Oh. Fuck. Do me a favor a disregard everything that guy said and did, got it? He's a grade A asshole.
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[wait, this is not a hard leap of logic to make since, well, Karkat is an asshole. Kind of weird to say it about yourself though.]
- You mean you?
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I mean my future self, obviously.
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In fact, if we weren't already time traveled to the 50s, I'd call you insane. ♪
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