Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-05-14 08:19 am

♋ PCG 1

[Accidental Phone Call | Action for 1338 Benny Road]

[When Karkat wakes up at 1338 Benny Road, his first thought is what a nice, relaxing sleep he just had. His second thought is remembering that he forbade everyone from sleeping, and nobody better be a wiseass about this.

His third thought involves him catching his reflection in the mirror in his room. Seconds later, the house will shake from the sound of him slamming open his door and shouting at no one in particular, and just happening to knock the phone off the hook mid-rant.]


--better be one fucking good explanation for this shitpile of a situation, and that explanation better be 'Karkat, you're definitely not a giant pink nubless fleshpile now, sorry for the trouble,' got it? Okay, point me in the direction of those humans in the pictures or whoever else is responsible. They better open wide, because I've got pailfuls of pure, festering hate to...great, and now this fucking thing came off the--

[There's a crashing sound and the click of a phone hanging up.]

[Later; Phone Call]

[A little bit later and a lot calmer, Karkat will make a phone call. His voice sounds measured, as though it's barely suppressing another burst of anger.]

...So. Nice human town you have here.

How do I leave?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Great, so I'll die some other way.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
The 'family' that is living in the same residence as you. There should be three other members, including some drones.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. There are some humans here, but I wasn't sure what they were for.

What do they do?

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
They share a house with you. Or a 'hive' if you would. All of them are trapped here like you and, as a friendly suggestion, you should try and get along with them on some level. That means screaming as loud as you can and pretending you don't really care of course.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not afraid of them. They're just some humans girls.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ms. Jade Harley gives you a hard time and she's just some human girl.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but the thing about that is, it isn't any of your fucking business.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
It really is actually, as hard as it may be to believe.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it actually is pretty hard to believe, so I'm going to call bullshit on the whole thing.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
If you really wish to know more, simply ask Ms. Pyrope when you get the chance about one Vanilla Milkshake. She should know what I mean.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, I'll ask her. And I'm sure her answer will be clear and rational as is her way.