Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-05-14 08:19 am

♋ PCG 1

[Accidental Phone Call | Action for 1338 Benny Road]

[When Karkat wakes up at 1338 Benny Road, his first thought is what a nice, relaxing sleep he just had. His second thought is remembering that he forbade everyone from sleeping, and nobody better be a wiseass about this.

His third thought involves him catching his reflection in the mirror in his room. Seconds later, the house will shake from the sound of him slamming open his door and shouting at no one in particular, and just happening to knock the phone off the hook mid-rant.]


--better be one fucking good explanation for this shitpile of a situation, and that explanation better be 'Karkat, you're definitely not a giant pink nubless fleshpile now, sorry for the trouble,' got it? Okay, point me in the direction of those humans in the pictures or whoever else is responsible. They better open wide, because I've got pailfuls of pure, festering hate to...great, and now this fucking thing came off the--

[There's a crashing sound and the click of a phone hanging up.]

[Later; Phone Call]

[A little bit later and a lot calmer, Karkat will make a phone call. His voice sounds measured, as though it's barely suppressing another burst of anger.]

...So. Nice human town you have here.

How do I leave?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you finally see it my way.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever.

So who the hell are you?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Squid Girl, guardian of the ocean!

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's nice to meet you, Squid--

No, I don't think so. I have enough retards in my life as is.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Says the guy who tried to save saltwater lobster by throwing them into a freshwater lake.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
You do realize by this point I have no idea what you're talking about, right?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, not sure. After that insult, the tables might have turned...

No, it's still you.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
Well, then, I won't share any of the stuff I know about this town! How about that?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no! What will I do without Squid Girl's help?

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, but you're on your own now! Don't come crawling back to me for help!

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, let's hit the emergency brake on this conversation vesselwreck for a moment. Do you need someone to come explain to you the concept of sarcasm.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...No! I know what that is!

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, then reexamine our conversation for contextual clues of sarcasm, and once you've finished, we can continue.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay.

So first I said, 'Hey, it's the angry guy again!'

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-19 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Great. Keep going, I'll just tune this conversation out while you catch up.

[identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com 2011-05-19 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's some mumbling as she replays what was said.]









...Hey!