Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-05-14 08:19 am

♋ PCG 1

[Accidental Phone Call | Action for 1338 Benny Road]

[When Karkat wakes up at 1338 Benny Road, his first thought is what a nice, relaxing sleep he just had. His second thought is remembering that he forbade everyone from sleeping, and nobody better be a wiseass about this.

His third thought involves him catching his reflection in the mirror in his room. Seconds later, the house will shake from the sound of him slamming open his door and shouting at no one in particular, and just happening to knock the phone off the hook mid-rant.]


--better be one fucking good explanation for this shitpile of a situation, and that explanation better be 'Karkat, you're definitely not a giant pink nubless fleshpile now, sorry for the trouble,' got it? Okay, point me in the direction of those humans in the pictures or whoever else is responsible. They better open wide, because I've got pailfuls of pure, festering hate to...great, and now this fucking thing came off the--

[There's a crashing sound and the click of a phone hanging up.]

[Later; Phone Call]

[A little bit later and a lot calmer, Karkat will make a phone call. His voice sounds measured, as though it's barely suppressing another burst of anger.]

...So. Nice human town you have here.

How do I leave?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Well...it's not my fault, okay?

I didn't ask to show up with selective amnesia in this human wasteland.

[identity profile] justice-smells.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously! But I was still worried, dumbass.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah...okay.

Well, I've been trying to get in touch with you for way too fucking long, so we can call it even.

[identity profile] justice-smells.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I remember! That was actually forever ago, sheesh. Drop it already!

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
I said we could call it even, doesn't that count as dropping it?

How far off timeline are we from each other? I haven't heard from me since you ran off, except for your message about Tavros.

[identity profile] justice-smells.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
We're not even! You still owe me several apologies for being an all-around stupid grumpynubs, as is the status quo.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Then you owe me for being a treasonous pain in the spinal crevice who constantly undermines my authority. Which means you should gratefully accept my very generous offer of evenness.