Karkat Vantas (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
crusthatecean) wrote2011-05-14 08:19 am
crusthatecean) wrote2011-05-14 08:19 am
♋ PCG 1
[Accidental Phone Call | Action for 1338 Benny Road]
[When Karkat wakes up at 1338 Benny Road, his first thought is what a nice, relaxing sleep he just had. His second thought is remembering that he forbade everyone from sleeping, and nobody better be a wiseass about this.
His third thought involves him catching his reflection in the mirror in his room. Seconds later, the house will shake from the sound of him slamming open his door and shouting at no one in particular, and just happening to knock the phone off the hook mid-rant.]
--better be one fucking good explanation for this shitpile of a situation, and that explanation better be 'Karkat, you're definitely not a giant pink nubless fleshpile now, sorry for the trouble,' got it? Okay, point me in the direction of those humans in the pictures or whoever else is responsible. They better open wide, because I've got pailfuls of pure, festering hate to...great, and now this fucking thing came off the--
[There's a crashing sound and the click of a phone hanging up.]
[Later; Phone Call]
[A little bit later and a lot calmer, Karkat will make a phone call. His voice sounds measured, as though it's barely suppressing another burst of anger.]
...So. Nice human town you have here.
How do I leave?
[When Karkat wakes up at 1338 Benny Road, his first thought is what a nice, relaxing sleep he just had. His second thought is remembering that he forbade everyone from sleeping, and nobody better be a wiseass about this.
His third thought involves him catching his reflection in the mirror in his room. Seconds later, the house will shake from the sound of him slamming open his door and shouting at no one in particular, and just happening to knock the phone off the hook mid-rant.]
--better be one fucking good explanation for this shitpile of a situation, and that explanation better be 'Karkat, you're definitely not a giant pink nubless fleshpile now, sorry for the trouble,' got it? Okay, point me in the direction of those humans in the pictures or whoever else is responsible. They better open wide, because I've got pailfuls of pure, festering hate to...great, and now this fucking thing came off the--
[There's a crashing sound and the click of a phone hanging up.]
[Later; Phone Call]
[A little bit later and a lot calmer, Karkat will make a phone call. His voice sounds measured, as though it's barely suppressing another burst of anger.]
...So. Nice human town you have here.
How do I leave?
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Let's get one thing straight. I don't want to hear one moronic detail of what my previous self did here.
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I actually don't know any of this shit, and I don't plan on caring. Where on the timeline are you from?
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Um. I remember, I was definitely learning, how to master the stairs, and become, a stair master, which in retrospect, was something that might not, have been a great idea, as fun as it sounded, at the time.
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They did indeed interfere with my sponge, Tavros, and it seems my previous self made the decision, I assume purely out of spite, to convince all the most irritating people in this town that we're quite good friends. So for the time being, I'd rather not deal with him any more than I have to.
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. . . Oh, okay. I, uh, like the humans, in the town though, because they are pretty nice, actually, though if you do not like them, that is okay too, since you don't have to, at all, or anything.
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So how long've you been here?
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...But if you like it here, then that's okay, I guess.