Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-07-10 02:49 pm

♋ PCG 5

[Audio Hook; Filtered from Gamzee]

Okay. Don't go around getting cute or mentioning any hypothetical audio hook arguments anyone has recently had with themselves that may or may not have been an embarrassment to witness. This is important shit, so stuff a wad down your cacophonous ignorance tubes for at long as you can manage it and listen, because this one is a question for the humans.

I really need to know. When your most ignorant shit-sponged delinquents want to completely fuck up their thinkpans, what sorts of substances to they ingest to accomplish this? And where do they find it? Hypothetically, what is the best possible way for an immature human being to get completely fucked up to the point of spending hours sitting around wondering how fucking magnetism is accomplished?

It's not for me. It's for a...friend.
survived: (Because she couldn't ever have me)

[personal profile] survived 2011-07-10 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Just mix a bunch of chemicals!

[You'd never guess that this dolt is an inventor.]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, okay, great!

I didn't know that humans are immune to fucking poison! I'll just go ahead and feed my friend a random combination of every bottle with a skull on it under the sink and see what happens! Thanks for the advice!
survived: (It came along like a blast from)

[personal profile] survived 2011-07-11 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Nuhaha! I don't think the ones with skulls are a very good idea.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't going to try it.