♋ PCG 5

[crusthatecean]

[Audio Hook; Filtered from Gamzee]

Okay. Don't go around getting cute or mentioning any hypothetical audio hook arguments anyone has recently had with themselves that may or may not have been an embarrassment to witness. This is important shit, so stuff a wad down your cacophonous ignorance tubes for at long as you can manage it and listen, because this one is a question for the humans.

I really need to know. When your most ignorant shit-sponged delinquents want to completely fuck up their thinkpans, what sorts of substances to they ingest to accomplish this? And where do they find it? Hypothetically, what is the best possible way for an immature human being to get completely fucked up to the point of spending hours sitting around wondering how fucking magnetism is accomplished?

It's not for me. It's for a...friend.

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[t4st3s.livejournal.com]

[ She'll just sit and laugh. Hard. Like, forever.

"For a friend". Yeah. ]

[survived]

Just mix a bunch of chemicals!

[You'd never guess that this dolt is an inventor.]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Haa Haa, Hee Hee, Hoo Hoo.

Oh my, this is rich. You're going to drug Mr. Makara so he won't change personalities and go insane.

[mothersome.livejournal.com]

_{[ Oh, she knew she was going to hear from him sooner or later. She's confused and amused. ]}

Are you actively seeking out a way to poison his thinkpan now, Karkat?

_{[ w e l p she still doesn't know what happens to Gamzee when he doesn't get his sopor slime. ]}

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[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[Hey, Karkat, don't mind Gamzee coming up behind you - he's just going to rest his arm on top of your head and prop his chin up there. Man, it sure is nice having a friend who's short enough and whose horns are nubby enough that he can get away with doing this without impaling himself!]

Heeeeey, best motherfuckin' friend, what you all being up to?

[ooeeooahah]

Hm, immature humans still have developing neurosystems, so I'm not inclined to assist there, but maybe I can help another way.

What is the problem that the friend needs to get away from that they want mind-altering substances?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...What?

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[echidna]

[ Well obviously she's not going to use the phone to talk to someone in the same house jeez. ]

You want to drug your friend?

[telepervtation.livejournal.com]

...And why would you need to know these things?

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

Mushrooms, ze~